You know what is so funny? DH is a plumber and one day at the shop all the guys were like, "Hey, man, Selena was on TNN (or whatever) last night! I love that movie!" And the other plumbers were in total agreement that Salena rocks! I was ROLLIN". I love that movie, too.
More cheez I dig:
Fat stinky Vegas Elvis (hey, I was born there and my mom took me to an Elvis concert in utero, 1972)
John Tesh OH MY GOD I AM KIDDING!!!! (About John Tesh)
Bette Midler, the Rose and Wind Beneath My Wings
Shiny Happy People, REM (by the way, they do that song on Sesame Street as Shiny Happy Monsters)
Yammer, all the boys like Britney Spears. YUCK! And I am NOT jealous like my BIL says. I am way better looking than she is AND I was just offered a multi-billion dollar Pepsi deal to perform my poetry. Nelly Furtado is much better than all the other teenager "singers."
And Christina Agulera and Danatella Versace are the same person, I just KNOW it.