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#1 of 21 Old 12-01-2010, 05:34 AM - Thread Starter
 
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anyone else saying things lately they never thought they would say?

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Sounds enigmatic... But i happen to do those things every now and then.

"Yes, you can go to the strip club with your friends" is the latest one i can recall.

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How about yes honey, mario can stay for supper. and setting a place for him. and spoon feeding "mario" because its the only way hes going to eat.

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"don't bite the cat"

There are so many more, but I'm not thinking clearly tonight.

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stop licking the wall!

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Tear the toilet paper from the roll BEFORE wiping. 

 

I love you too but can we kiss when I am done going pee.

 

 


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Haha, those are great

My favorite had to be a licking one as well." Please dont lick the counter." (at the store of course)

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No, Cutie...your peepee stays inside the dipey.

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"We don't put friends in our underware."

 

This was after our 2 year old (who wears undies during the day for a few hours now that he's showing an interest) decided to store his Yo Gabba figures in his briefs since he doesn't have pockets when he's wearing nothing but undies.  eyesroll.gif

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Haha, those are great

My favorite had to be a licking one as well." Please dont lick the counter." (at the store of course)


LOL!  we were in public too!  eeeeeew....

 

WHY??????

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Please stop licking your brother. 


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This thread makes me chuckle!

 

I have a whole list of things said to my DS that I never thought I would have to, but my recent favorite is, "No eating wallpaper, the glue isn't good for your stomach." Yikes. 


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stop licking the wall!



Mine spent most of thanksgiving licking the oven at grandmas. She also licks walls when they are new to her. There's a chance she sees through her tongue :P She was sooo close to licking Santa and pulled back at the last second. Phew!

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This thread makes me chuckle!

 

I have a whole list of things said to my DS that I never thought I would have to, but my recent favorite is, "No eating wallpaper, the glue isn't good for your stomach." Yikes. 



Ah this reminds me, today I had to tell ds to stop eating the fairy wings from my halloween costume. Oy.


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"that definitely is cool.  now that you know it will reach, please keep your port tube out of your belly button from now on."

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Candles aren't for eating, Sweetheart.

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Don't climb the refrigerator, and please put Dadoo's rocking chair back in the office.

 

Off the back of the couch, buddy.

 

No Construx swords in your sister's face.

 

Hands out of your pants, please.

 

I know the tree lights are pretty. But it's very dangerous to pull out an extra string and plug them in on your own. That's a grown-up's job.

 

Hands off the saw.

 

Please stop screaming and use your words.

 

Please stop screaming and use your words.

 

Please stop screaming and use your words.

 

Don't jump off the top bunk.

 

 

 

 

 

...And that's just today.

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Don't hit yourself with the fork.

Get out of the fridge. 

Don't lick the dog/your sister/ my face/ the table etc etc

Hugs are not supposed to hurt. 


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Stop eating the cat food. No climbing on the toilet!

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Directed toward my sensory child this morning:

 

Why are you painting your face with bacon?

 

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Ok...These are to a 5 year old...

 

-Don't bite the cat (I previously mentioned this one)

-Don't wipe your hands on the cat

-Don't wipe your hands on your hair

-Get your toes out of your mouth

-Get _______ out of your mouth (said many times a day regarding various things)

-Don't lick the car (or other object)

-Don't play with your spit

-Get your hands out of your pants (literally every 30 seconds lately)

 

Ok...I could go on for days, but that is just a brief synopsis...


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