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Oh and as I packed away the Christmas decor tonight I discovered we are missing a Shepard as well. Sigh, maybe he's out searching for Jesus.
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house.
As he tiptoed through the living room, he heard a voice say:
"Jesus is watching you!"
Nothing happened, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you" - said the voice.
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks.
He looked around.
In a dark corner he spotted a bird cage with a parrot in it.
"Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" he asked.
"Yes" said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then asked the parrot,
"What's your name?"
"Clarence" answered the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burgler.
"What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot's answer:
"The same idiot who named the Bulldog, Jesus."
Katreena, 39 year old Alaskan Mama to 1 and 1
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