I have quite a few about the same neighbor, next door.
I was cutting the grass, which I can certainly do and like to....i like to let dp come home from working hard and more or less relax (while hanging out w kids) while i go out and mow the lawn....its a break for me to not hear "mama, mama," ya know...
anyway, he came up behind me (so i didnt see him until he was right there) and he actually tried to take my lawn mower from me and told me i had no bizness cutting my grass (because im a girl, ya know) and what was wrong with my dp and saying he would bring his lawn tractor over and do it for me. he was drunk. i was all sweaty and gross and didnt want him in my yard, much less right there next to me, fighting me to get my lawn mower out of my hands. and now dp doesnt like to let me cut my yard anymore.
after a year of ignoring him, i forgave him, i guess, and let him approach me in my driveway. I was about 7 months pg and he said "oh i didnt know you were pregnant" and reached out to grab or rub or touch or whatever my belly, which was NOT cool with me. He is the only person who has ever done this to me in all my pgs. Anyway, i kinda like dodged him, moved away, whatever, so he couldn't touch me and he said "oh, its not a good thing then." (Like, referring to my pregnancy!)
so then, recently he called the cops and accused us of stealing his ladder. We were like WTF? we NEVER borrow from them and of course we wouldnt steal. But the weird thing about it is I dont see how it could be possible for us to have stolen his ladder as he has about 5 big rottweiler and doberman guard dogs in his back yard all the time and a big tall fence going all around his yard. Did he really think we climbed his fence and braved his "dawgs" and i guess busted into his shop and then brought the ladder back over the fence with us?
bUT the thing is, we DID have his ladder. It was in our shed when we moved in FOUR YEARS ago and we had no idea it belonged to him... thought it belonged to our house. We have used it lots of times, including in the front yard to clean gutters on multiple occasions when he was out in his front yard. He had seen us using it (had brown paint on it so he could tell) and he never said anything to us about it or asked about it or anything, just called the cops and accused us of stealing it. Of course we gave him his ladder back, but we would have done so anyway if he had asked us about it or told us it was his.
like i said, WEIRD-O