Ha, ha. A "slap list"....I like it. But there would only generally be two people on this list....my ex and (a recent addition) my co-worker.
It's really a good thing he walked to his car with a group cause I could so have see myself shank him on the way out. Lol!!!
And, really, as I was watching that SpongeBob episode where Ms. Puff gets sent to jail I was thinking to myself, "Hmmm, besides the food I might actually thrive in prison! I could behave for a couple years, get a nice "paid" vacation and then get back to life with parole."
Truly, this guy is really intelligent and I think he creates mischief all because he's bored and needs some entertainment.
People don't usually create this kind of reaction from me, but he's the type that has to know everything that's going on, will wheedle a detail out of someone and then just push it till it's not funny anymore.
....and people don't even see it happening. I just sit back and watch him manipulate office dynamics AND NOBODY ELSE SEES IT!
Then, like a shark in a feeding frenzy, he seems to have caught scent of me sitting back and just watching everything and now he intentionally puts himself in my path during periods of the day where I've found that people are the busiest so I can just drop my "I'm just ecstatic to be here" mask and chill in my office unnoticed.
The guy is eerie....but I give him props for how smart and cunning he it.
Ooooooooohhh! He reminds me of that character that Jimmy Smits played on Dexter a couple of season ago!! I just thought of that!!!