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They will last until the fall. You MUST get your teeth cleaned. Poor oral hygiene is the acme of evil, as I believe I have already covered. Fill the Xanax scrip with a rubber check. Blame it on being high if you are caught.

You can say "because I said so" all you like... and you may attach great expectations to the habit. You will then be profoundly dissappointed, of course.


Oh, and you should be more careful sorting your laundry.
Crap. I hate sorting.
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I have been trying to download music for hours. Has the music industry succeeded in breaking my habit? Will I ever be able to download Rob Thomas or Emenim's new songs?

I await anxiously!

lab likes eminem!!!!!!!!! swoon!
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Listen people... do you think it's a coincidence that the evil lirking giant that holds our northern border has never swallowed us whole with it's staggering military might? It is because of endless hours of hard work and relentless killing of those who would oppose us by simple housewives like me. I don't expect any thanks, but please... save the jealousy for Mario VanPeebles.

LADY, as a Canadian I have to tell you, it truly has nothing to do with you or relentless killings of anybody....





































I is all about universal health care.
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Lab, try Winmx.

Ok, for my question...

Where did I leave my sanity?
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is it sad that the whole time i was at the grocery store tonight, i was thinking of questions to ask you?
No. It is sweet.

























Okay. I lied that time. It's totally pathetic. Go to aisle 9 and get a life.
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Crap. I hate sorting.
Yes. It shows.
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LADY, as a Canadian I have to tell you, it truly has nothing to do with you or relentless killings of anybody....





































I is all about universal health care.
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I hope everyone sees what I am talking about here. The inherent evil of the Canuckistanis. Their desire to undermine and destroy everything that is good and fine about this fine nation, including this virtually perfect thread.
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1.Sascatchuan
2.Yes and she will break his heart
3.This sexual harrassment is unwarrented. Please don't make me swear out an e-straining order.

The Canuck is back again

It is actually Saskatchewan and if she is moving there, it should be to Moose Jaw ( maybe it is the moose that is mentioned in another thread in TAO)
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Oh, oh I wanna play!!

Okay, here we go. Should we do the baby dance tonight or wait til tomorrow??
In case you need this information to make your decision: we DTD last night- trying to do the every other night thing to make ourselves a baby!! yesterday my temp was 97.7 and I did have some ewcm. Today my temp was 98.2 and I have more ewcm. So?????
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Lab, try Winmx.

Ok, for my question...

Where did I leave my sanity?
Due to a clerical error you were never actually issued any in the first place. The correct forms have been filed on your behalf and the situation should be resolved in 3-4 decades. Thank you for your patience.
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Just out of curiosity, does your husband keep you in the bedroom with the door nailed shut?

No baby.....

I will never reveal where he is being kept
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lab likes eminem!!!!!!!!! swoon!
Please, no cross talk.
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Oh, oh I wanna play!!

Okay, here we go. Should we do the baby dance tonight or wait til tomorrow??
In case you need this information to make your decision: we DTD last night- trying to do the every other night thing to make ourselves a baby!! yesterday my temp was 97.7 and I did have some ewcm. Today my temp was 98.2 and I have more ewcm. So?????
tommorow, early in the morning.
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The Canuck is back again

It is actually Saskatchewan and if she is moving there, it should be to Moose Jaw ( maybe it is the moose that is mentioned in another thread in TAO)
Please, keep your hands and arms inside while the ride is in motion.
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No baby.....

I will never reveal where he is being kept
Many bags do look alike. Please check the tags to be sure the one you claim is yours.
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You will name her Sommerset but call her Emma for short.
Will my dh agree to Sommerset? I doubt he will agree to call her Emma. He has this thing with not using names his siblings have already used. And it gets hard when this is grandchild # 27.

And will I ever get laundry mountain completely folded and put away. If so, when?

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Will my dh agree to Sommerset? I doubt he will agree to call her Emma. He has this thing with not using names his siblings have already used. And it gets hard when this is grandchild # 27.

And will I ever get laundry mountain completely folded and put away. If so, when?
You did not say before that your husband would have a say in this. That changes everything. I don't know how you people expect me to work under these conditions.

Sommerset. No doubt about it. Perhaps you will call her Emma privately and her official nickname will be Mer or Meriset. Middle name will either be Elizabet or a one syllable surname from somewhere in your family tree.

You will never reach the bottom of the laundry mountain. It is your Everest and you will fail. It is not your fault. You have disgruntled elves in your home who pile up laundry whilst you sleep rather than bake cookies or make shoes. That's the breaks.
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Wow!! You are all that Kama'aina Mama!!! I hadn't even thought about tomorrow morning!! Silly me.
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You did not say before that your husband would have a say in this. That changes everything. I don't know how you people expect me to work under these conditions.

Sommerset. No doubt about it. Perhaps you will call her Emma privately and her official nickname will be Mer or Meriset. Middle name will either be Elizabet or a one syllable surname from somewhere in your family tree.

You will never reach the bottom of the laundry mountain. It is your Everest and you will fail. It is not your fault. You have disgruntled elves in your home who pile up laundry whilst you sleep rather than bake cookies or make shoes. That's the breaks.
Ok.

Now what about the laundry?

Serenity LDS mommy to 4 rambunctious kidlets
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Wow!! You are all that Kama'aina Mama!!! I hadn't even thought about tomorrow morning!! Silly me.
Because she will be concieved at dawn you will name her Aurora. Don't forget to take your cough medicine.
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Ok.

Now what about the laundry?
Why must you all doubt me? Why????
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Okay Kama, are you doing this to boost your post count?:LOL

....or do you have so much time on your hands?

My question?????

I woke up with huge red puffy bags under my eyes. They are itchy and horrible looking. I haven't left the house all day. Tea bags and cucumbers didn't work.....Bwahhhhhh....and tomorrow I have to be seen and sunglasses won't do, because its foggy and rainy here

Oh please help me.....:
Post count? Ha!

I'm just trying to give a little back, you know? It's not right to keep my wisdom and brilliance to myself.

Take an anti-histimine before bed. Try gentle swabbing with a cotton ball dipped in witch hazel, but not to close to the eyes. Continue with cool compresses. Change your pillow case before bed. And please, take a not from Jackie O... you can wear sunglasses anytime, anywhere.
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Why must you all doubt me? Why????

Didn't doubt, just missed it the first time. Can I blame that on pregnancy brain and an extremely long day? And will you ever forgive me?

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when will the haters stop hating?
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when did v.o. Canadian make it official policy to use their product as a vehicle to smuggle drugs?
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more importantly...when will the playa's stop playin'?

Bring back the old MDC
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Didn't doubt, just missed it the first time. Can I blame that on pregnancy brain and an extremely long day? And will you ever forgive me?
Yes, yes, and of course. Because I am perfect.
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when will the haters stop hating?
When they have no other choice.
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more importantly...when will the playa's stop playin'?
thank you for lettin' me be mice elf. again.
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when did v.o. Canadian make it official policy to use their product as a vehicle to smuggle drugs?
1929.
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