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#1 of 16 Old 04-27-2005, 12:40 AM - Thread Starter
 
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Okay, I just made dh and my sister read shyly's post about her dh's ingrown hairs. And dh reminded me of one of our pre-kiddo roomates's habits. Ready?


About 10 years ago, we lived with this guy who used to floss his teeth while he talked to you. Kinda gross, but okay.
Well as he'd talk, he would slide whatever gunk he'd flossed out and eat it. :
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I'll bet his mother must be so proud!
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a guy that i knew in the army had the nastiest, most disgusting green, moldy-looking toenails!!! they looked so disgusting! he'd go walking around in flip flops with those nasty things sticking out. they looked like they had molded over. finally people started mentioning it to him and he STILL didn't do anything about it. the medics joked about how gross it was!!!

yuck!
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My Dad's toenails have quite a reputation and he loves his sandals too!
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:LOL

i MAKE my dh do his! i used to do them for him....

yeah, the honeymoon's gone, folks!
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My first college roommate would spray potpourri spray in her armpits, shoes, and other bodily crevices, instead of showering. It was so nasty that some nights I would sleep in the hallway floor to get away from the fumes!

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my college roommate had a phlegm jar. right next to her bed.
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OMG, I'm going to puke! That is soooo nasty. I have this things about phlegm, if i hear it or see someone spit on the sidewalk, etc, I'll start gagging. I've actually thrown up before. YUCK!!!!!
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Oh YUCK. This thread needs a warning label.
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this is NOT the thread to read over breakfast!

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Ewwwww
Definitely needs a warning label!
ick ick ick

the phlem jar is sooooooo grosssssssss!!!!!
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My first ever roommate outside of college (we shared an apartment) was nasty - he was about 400 lbs, sweated when he ate, and I overheard him say once "Well, I usually shower on Fridays, but I think I forgot last week."

Even that didn't really faze me, since only his room stunk since he never left it. But .. finally, he stopped paying his share of the rent and I had to have him court-evicted and removed from the lease. His last day there, he wiped his ass on my hemp shower curtain after taking a massive dump.
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:Puke to all of these stories. Especially the hemp-wipe one, weebitty.

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Oh, weebitty, that has to be one of the grossest things I've ever heard! Gross!

For some reason (maybe because of the large man and the bathroom connection) it reminds me of a story I heard about a guy dh went to college with. Very large (and I now realize, very nasty) guy got drunk at a sorority party and "used" the tank part of the toilet at the sorority house. From what I hear, the girls for a long time couldn't figure out where the smell was coming from until they lifted off the tank lid. ewwwww


Oh! And my bil was at Taco Bell when he...didn't make it to the bathroom in time. He ended up stuffing his underwear behind the toilet and leaving it there. I would NOT want to be the one to find THAT. puke!
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*glances at her chicken/veggie soup..* oy....-_-
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I had a freaky college roommate once. We always thought there was something weird about her, and it was confirmed when we stumbled upon a large box of old fingernails!!!!!!!!!! Long ones, short ones, polished ones, ragged ones. Some looked broken off, some looked bit off. Some looked like fingernails. Others like toenails. All REAL. No fakes. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen, and I don't even want to know why she had an immense collection of old fingernails. (And it looked like the nails were from more than one person, too!) GAG!
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