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#1 of 51 Old 11-28-2005, 12:29 AM - Thread Starter
 
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There seem to be so many Usernames, Senior Titles and DDDDCs about being Queen of something.

I'm Queen of the dishwasher. No one in my palace loads it better than me.

I'm also the Queen of Clutter - but I still know where most of my stuff is (even if where it is is buried under piles of other stuff I don't care about!)

How do you "rule"?
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I would be "Queen of being a human toilet"...DD has gone to the bathroom on me more times than I will admit to...along with other bodily functions...so maybe I should be dubbed "Queen of being a human rag"

Dh would be "Queen/King of projectile vomit catcher" DD threw up on him (and ONLY him) for the first three months after she was born.

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Queen of the milkies?
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Queen of Procastination
Queen of KNowing Where Stuff Is (even when nobody else does! and no matter how messy it is!!)
Queen of Shorties (Short, round, lovin' it!)
I thought of a good one but just forgot.

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Queen of the scatterbrains

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I would never refer to myself as a queen--I'm not that egotistical! Oh, nevermind

Yeah, I'm queen of non-sequiturs and general rambling and verbosity.
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Tell us more, Viola! Really! You know, just keep talking. I know you want to!
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Great thread!


The Queen of the Budgeting/Finances

The Queen of the Crockpot

The Queen of the Organizational-Chaos

The Queen of the unswept floors
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my2girlsmama, Beat you to it, huh?
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Hand Jobs
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Queen of the car that wont start

my car is falling apart but will start for everyone BUT me

Queen of folded clothes all over the couch

Queen of runny noses

But most of all I am .........

QUEEN OF COLD BUTT AT BEDTIME!
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my2girlsmama, Beat you to it, huh?
I ALWAYS call myself the Queen of Hand Jobs. Years of practice - not something I'm proud of but my first one was when I was 12 or so. They definitely come in *handy* when I'm not into the old in 'n out.
As for the other Jobs...care to share some of your wisdom?? I could use some pointers!

OMG, I am the Queen of PIMP right now
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no, for me, that would be queen of the PIMPLES, thank you very much!

let's see,
queen of bed making (no one else seems to know how)
queen of the kitchen
queen of Mount Laundry (it breeds in the dark at our house)
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Queen of failure.

It's the one thing I seem to do really really well. :

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Queen of failure.

It's the one thing I seem to do really really well. :
thats awful!
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I am enjoying a glorious and beautiful reign as queen of all dishes involving parmesan

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Being a good girl sucks. Hey, I can say I suck can't I?


You know, just for taking the time to edit and be a good girl I deserve a friggen DDDDC ya know!


Queen of behaving when I don't want to!
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Yeah, that's what I figured. : Guess I just need to (ohmygawd, did i go there?!) and lick some . Have to admit the thought is a bit daunting. A mama's gotta do what a mama's gotta do!
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you gals are makin me
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Queen of the pickles
Queen of the scene (the street racing scene that is, since I'm the only female that will compete)
Queen of the computer nerds in my family (DH is king)
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mammafish78 you're not the Queen of the Prudes now are ya?

I guess I can alter one of mine to read Queen of the nuts?
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Queen of the pickles
Never mind!
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The Dorks

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I'm also the queen of the laundry and a few unmentionables
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Queen of calamities
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innuendo
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: I think somebody needs to edit!
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There seem to be so many Usernames, Senior Titles and DDDDCs about being Queen of something.

I'm Queen of the dishwasher. No one in my palace loads it better than me.

I'm also the Queen of Clutter - but I still know where most of my stuff is (even if where it is is buried under piles of other stuff I don't care about!)

How do you "rule"?
I would be the "Queen of Organization"

Wife, Mama , Daughter, Best Friend, Manicurist.
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I am the Queen of Dark Chocolate!
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I must say that I am the queen of flexibility. When things get tough I am really good and keeping my head and finding a quick solution.

Unassisted birthing, atheist, poly, bi WOHM to 4 wonderful, smart homeschooling kids Wes (14) Seth (7) Pandora Moonlilly (2) and Nevermore Stargazer (11/2012)  Married to awesome SAH DH.

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