I found this funny and have to share. DH and I are planning a little trek out East to Cape Breton and we're trying to figure out where to rent a car and where to stay overnight, etc. I've been trying to find vegetarian/family friendly b&b's hopefully with a likeminded family. I also got a little excited about renting a car because we don't have one and I thought maybe we could rent a hybrid. I told DH this and he responded:
"Why don't we just get a donkey and feed it granola all the way?"