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anyone wanna tell any entertaining stories or jokes to keep me awake?

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i had to take dh to the er, another one of his migraines. i brought the kids home so they could sleep. he'll call whenhe's ready for us to ple back into the car and go get him :sigh..

a bit of almost 1 am tea anyone?

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Maybe you can get some pictures of cupcake porn.
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i don't even know what that is,

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cupcake porn? so this is what i miss on mdc at 12am? wow! i hope your dh is going to be alright!
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thanks carnicole..

he'll be fine once he gets drugs and sleeps, LOL

mamaverdi come back. enquiring minds want to know!!!

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i feel his pain i suffer from the freaking things too...

cupcake porn...i can see myself saying this in my head all day tomarrow...

so what on earth are we going to talk about?
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How about some tampon arts and crafts?

7yo: "Mom,I know which man is on a quarter and which on is on a nickel. They both have ponytails, but one man has a collar and the other man is naked. The naked man was our first president."
 
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no. freaking. way. that's it i'm calling it a night and if i dream about tampons, i will pm you a waving booty!
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now I want a cupcake
I will tell you a story
When I was like 17 my Mom hated the fact that I was friends with Bikers and told me how they would ruin my life and what low life people they were.
I told her that was not true and they were nice people.
One day she got a flat tire and was with my lil sis it started to rain and she did not know how to change the tire on the car they had only had it for a few months.
It started to rain and who pulls up but this big, scary biker and tells her to get in the car he was going to change her tire for her.
My sis and Mom both thought he was going to kill them but he changed the tire and told her he would never let his Mom change a tire and since she was a mom he didn't want her to have to do this especially in the rain.
Well she was at my wedding and who walks in but the big scary biker
he was my bosses hubby who introduced me and DP a few years later but she was like ohh I know him he is the biker who changed my tire.
He never rememberd doing it because he always pulls over whenever he sees anyone having car troubles to see if he can help
My Mom did change her mind after that and relized you can't judge a book by it's cover and knows now why I have some of the friends I have
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Okay here's a story

I was getting my annual OB exam. The OB asked if I minded if his intern did the exam and I said no. So she was there doing her thing with the speculum and I was trying to be a million miles away. The OB was looking over her shoulder. She started to do the pap smear and she asked him a question, and he said, "I can't see very well, too much hair in the way." I was so embarrassed and I said, "Oh sorry, I usually trim before these appointments but I didn't this time." Then he said, "No, not you. I was referring to (intern's name)'s hair. And with that he pulled her very fluffy hair out of the way so he could see better.

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now I want a cupcake
I will tell you a story
When I was like 17 my Mom hated the fact that I was friends with Bikers and told me how they would ruin my life and what low life people they were.
I told her that was not true and they were nice people.
One day she got a flat tire and was with my lil sis it started to rain and she did not know how to change the tire on the car they had only had it for a few months.
It started to rain and who pulls up but this big, scary biker and tells her to get in the car he was going to change her tire for her.
My sis and Mom both thought he was going to kill them but he changed the tire and told her he would never let his Mom change a tire and since she was a mom he didn't want her to have to do this especially in the rain.
Well she was at my wedding and who walks in but the big scary biker
he was my bosses hubby who introduced me and DP a few years later but she was like ohh I know him he is the biker who changed my tire.
He never rememberd doing it because he always pulls over whenever he sees anyone having car troubles to see if he can help
My Mom did change her mind after that and relized you can't judge a book by it's cover and knows now why I have some of the friends I have
awesome story!

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Okay here's a story

I was getting my annual OB exam. The OB asked if I minded if his intern did the exam and I said no. So she was there doing her thing with the speculum and I was trying to be a million miles away. The OB was looking over her shoulder. She started to do the pap smear and she asked him a question, and he said, "I can't see very well, too much hair in the way." I was so embarrassed and I said, "Oh sorry, I usually trim before these appointments but I didn't this time." Then he said, "No, not you. I was referring to (intern's name)'s hair. And with that he pulled her very fluffy hair out of the way so he could see better.
ohmigosh. that is hilarious!

probably didn't seem so funny at the time though, huh?

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well, he just called, the dr has finally been in to see him, they ar egonna give him some fluids to rehydrate him (he ALWAYS uke when he ha smigraines) and then gonna give himsome iv meds, and probably a new prx for a different med :sigh

he took maxalt tonight several hours before saying he couldn't stand it anymore, and he hates it cuz it makes him feel weird/ has some side effects that are very worrisome.

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Sending hugs.

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Here is your cupcake porn.
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How long do you have to stay up?
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Mmmmm


to dh!!
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Hope your dh feels better soon. It's 2am and I really need to go to bed.
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Sending hugs.
thanks bunches.

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Here is your cupcake porn.



i seem to recall seeing this delightfully creamy confection in a dream.... (somethign about a "should i go out and get a cupcake" thread???

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How long do you have to stay up?
well, when he called, the dr had just gone out and the nurse hadn;t come in to do the iv yet. and once they get that going, they'll probably not check on him again for a bit... i am listening to the radio, and an ambulance just headed in with a patient that was coding, so they'll probably be a bit busy with more urgent stuff for a bit.

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to dh!!

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Hope your dh feels better soon. It's 2am and I really need to go to bed.
nitey-nite.

i'm gonna play some arcade games for a bit too..


ooooo now would be a good time for oceangram too i bet.

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i'm betting that if i closed my eyes for a few minutes, the phone would ring, and then i'd either not hear it, or i'd be too sleepy to drive safely to go get him.

anyone have sometoothpicks i cna keep my eyes open with?

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this is the song that doesn't end, yes it goes on and on my friend.....

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somebody started singing it, not knowing what it was.....

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and they'll continue singing it forever just because

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I need to get to bed. Sorry I can't keep you company any more. I really hope your dh is better soon. Can you put the phone on vibrate and put it in your bra or something? Then you can sleep a little bit. Having done some ER all nighters, I think once you get past 4:30 AM you'll be more awake and you'll be okay with some coffee.

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