I was at "The Treehouse" today (a play place) with my kids who are 1 and 3. The bathrooms have fairies in glitter paint on the walls. My 3 year old son had just pooped in the potty, and announced to the whole place "my poop looks like a rainbow Mom! I made a rainbow!" Meanwhile I am changing my daughter's AWFUL stinky diaper. It was suddenly too much for me, and I knew I was going to throw up.
Of course, I couldn't leave her half naked on the fold-down changing table, so there I stood, in the glitter fairy bathroom with my rainbow-pooping son and my half-naked daughter, holding her with one hand while I puked into the garbage can.
Ah motherhood...that's what its all about.
SAHM to Melinda (Oct '03), Jacob (Aug '05), Alex (Apr '08), and Malcolm (Sept 29, '11)
Oh man. Yuck. I'm glad you were able to make it to the garbage can. Did you get poop on you or were you done cleaning that part up?
Nicole Busy with my two boys. The 'big boy' too. Oh, and a sweet baby girl, born at home in October.