The most hilariously awful thing through three pregnancies has just happened to me, and I feel I must share it with you all:
I just threw up a mouthful of grapefruit juice... Into a mouthful of toothpaste.
Forget "I was in labor with you for ninety-six hours," when this kid acts up I'm going to yell "GRAPEFRUIT JUICE VOMIT INTO A MOUTHFUL OF TOOTHPASTE." Do you see what I go through for you, child?!
She's here! Baby Yoshiko arrived on 2/7/15, and now we are a family of five.