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#1 of 18 Old 01-21-2004, 03:21 PM - Thread Starter
 
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OK, if you've been following chiromama's posts, she's been coming up with some new creative ways to liven up some of the standard, internet-speak terms...

I thought we could continue the trend here So, even if you don't use these new, weird terms (some of which are a little risqué) you may be able to have fun coming up with your own!

Here's some of the ones chiromama came up with:

rts (riding the schlong) = bd (baby dance)
smlat (stuff me like a twinkie)
hhh (hot horny husband -- or as I think of it, hot hunky husband) = dh (dear or damn husband)
sd (sperm donor)

And my contribution was:

gio (get it on) = bd
hhw (hot horny wife or woman -- for our lesbian/ bi couples ttc)

And I think there are others which I have forgotten! So -- create away!
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Not so much an abbreviation but in my home you can only call it "egg white cervical mucus" so many times. For the first half a year I was faithfully locating it I called it that - but now I just call it "snot" or "snotty." So, here, when my p**** (you know the word....some take offense but it's just a word.....) is all snotty it's time to RTS!

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You did make an abreviation!

mpis (my p**** is snotty)!!!!!!!!! :rotfl

(I agree with you about the p**** word. Also I like the c*** word a lot.)

Oh here's a Barry White abreviation: lgio (let's get it on). I love(d) Mr. White. That's some good lgio music!
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That really brightened up my really crappy day.
Im sure my dh (or hhh :LOL) could come up with a few but I am quite sure they would be censored
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Can I just say that even thinking of these terms make ttc less of a process and more fun. Hmmm, have sex fun? Wow, forgot about those days! J/K :LOL
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umm, am i the only one who like to F...?
and get F...ed?

me dh ds1 (11/04) ds2 (7/10) and
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AWWW SHUCKS! I can't belive my little phrase started a whole new thread! I'm glad I 'm not the only weird one out here!.
As for censored and inapproppriate things, well... we are all adults, and we are all doing it, so who's to be offended? I love things that are inappropriate! and crass and rude and offensive!
LGIO.... now that is perfect!
MPIS.... fabulous. much better than EWCM.
You girls ROCK!
how about instead of O we say SOTE - shootin out the egg.

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Y'all are too funny.

Just remember to keep it kinda clean...we are a family friendly site...and this thread is do funny I would hate to see it pulled! :LOL

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Thanks for the reminder, Adina.... let us know if we get really bad!

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Hey, i also like the "P" and "C" words (after watching vagina monolouges), mostly for the bedroom. As for the EWCM: on Ovusoft, one mama has come up with "cooter jelly" :LOL . Not very clinical, and a little dirty, but when ttc... it's important to laugh a bit . So, taht is my stolen contribution .
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Okay as long as somebody started this, does anybody else feel like "AF" and "the witch" escaped from some 50's health film?

I always think of the bit from the Kathy and Mo show where they demonstrate one women trying to get a tampon from another

"um my friend is here"

"yes"

"I mean my you know visitor. . . monthly visitor"

"Oh"

"so do you have .. .you know... something"

"sure"

and she palms a tampon

Then they have two guys in the same situation

"Hey Man! I'm riding the crimson wave"

"Yeah! Dude!"

"Seriously, like, I'm bleeding up a storm"

"Well, you always were THE MAN"

"So you got a 'pon or what, Man"

"Sure dude."

Tampon exchanged amid high fives.

A friend, aunt flow, the witch it all seems so not MDC, so body phobic

So how about MP (my period)
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I never mentioned AF....guess I didn't want to rock the boat....but I HATE calling it AF! Even fertility friend calls it AF! C'mon! We can talk about cervical mucus but call our periods by some 1950's "let's pretend it's something else" term. I always just call it my period (even though that started the same way as AF at some point I'm sure). I call it that to my mom, my DP, my ILs, my little bro - they're all grown up, they can take it!

BTW - my DP calls his "schlong" a hog so I guess I could sound like I'm riding a motorcycle when I RTH!

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I agree about af...I just call it that cause it is faster to type....

And she some times does feel like an unwelcome visiting relative....

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Oh, I love "rtcw" riding the crimson wave. I agree that AF and the witch sound so 50's but to just call it MP seems so plain when coupled with MPIS and RTS or RTH.
We do have to keep things light and fun, you know.

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We always refer to AF as TOM in my house....you know, my other boyfriend, TOM, the reason we are not RTS tonight....LOL...

TOM=Time of Month :LOL

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This thread is hilarious! I agree some new names are needed in this forum. I just say I have a broken beaver It sounds sort of crude typing it out though


I've never heard a p**** called a cooter before. And since that is the name of my cat I have to wonder what my neighbours are thinking when I am calling him :LOL
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Ooohhh, I am laughing SO hard at how this thread is going

I TOTALLY agree about AF being a dumb thing to call it. Rtcw is GREAT! But I've always said "bleeding like a stuck pig" (even tho I really don't, as I have pretty light flow, but whatever). So, blasp works for me, too!

And I am totally an f kind of grrl That's probably my number one term. But I do also say "lgio" cause that is nice, too.

Speaking of which, my hhh sneak attacked me tonight while I was on the phone. It was rather hilarious to have to suddenly make up a hasty excuse and hang up before we were gio! Hilarious (and very fun, I might add).

Are there any other abreviations we need to amend?

OH YEAH -- the 2ww. Can't we think of something good to call that, so that we can explain how extremely crazy it makes us all?

2wwirwtp (two weeks when I really want to puke -- it's not short, but it's evocative!)

pmho (pulling my hair out -- kinda of catchy, and short enough, but it could relate to too many other times).

2woh (2 weeks of hell. I kinda like that one)

Anyone else?
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I too call it bleeding like a stuck pig. And I love the term C*** ever since I read C*** by Inga Muscio it's an awesome affirming book I really like LGIO. Although me and my hubby are notorios for just rolling over and saying "ya wanna have sex?" sure lol we are not very romantic since ttc
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