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Old 05-05-2011, 09:19 PM - Thread Starter
 
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What do you think? Too wishy-washy?


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Old 05-05-2011, 09:49 PM
 
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Oh my goodness, I'm in love.  This made my night!   Mind if I share this on my facebook page as well as my business' facebook page?


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Old 05-05-2011, 10:12 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Heh; sure.


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Totally unexpected and a great read to start the morning.  I think it's an excellent birth plan to help the staff understand your needs at the very delicate time of birth (and 40 days after). 


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Very thorough! Hee!
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I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.


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LOVE IT!


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Entirely reasonable.


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Best Birth Plan Ever!!


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Old 05-06-2011, 06:52 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Thank you. :) I'm tempted to actually post it on the door of the birth suite when I have the baby, but my flatmate said they might take the baby away. :p


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Smokering, I love your writing. lol.gif

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That is hysterical!

 


 

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Thanks for the laugh, I needed it... and that's the greatest birth plan I have ever read! :-)  I'm a little anti- birth plan ( yes I know that sounds weird..) because of how my youngest was born so that made my day. love.gif


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This is amazing! ROTFLMAO.gif


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Must you have olive colored walls?  I mean, that is a bit nit picky, don't you think?

 

 

BTW...you really need to post this.  i think the nurses and docs need a good laugh.


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Smokering!  Thank you for causing me to visit your most entertaining blog.  Fun writing!  The birth plan was a hoot but I was pleasantly distracted into reading more.  You should have a prize.  Do you have a prize?  If so you should have another prize.


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Old 05-09-2011, 03:14 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Can it be vanilla beans? :p I'm always fascinated/jealous/perplexed by food bloggers who say "1 vanilla bean... I'm using fancy Tahitian beans that a reader sent me". I have never in all my blog-trawling days visited a food blog and thought "Hey, cool blog... I will track down the blogger's address and send her vanilla beans". It just doesn't occur to me. Maybe that makes me nasty and maladjusted. But every time I see someone saying this, I get a stab of desire to start a food blog of my own and receive tasty offerings in the mail. Fortunately the stab lasts just long enough for me to realise that a) I can't take decent photos to save my life, and would probably cut the heads off all my muffins and make them look drab and untrustworthy, and b) I live in New Zealand, and even the generosity of a blog reader inclined to send bloggers vanilla beans would probably pale at the shipping costs. Life ain't fair sometimes.


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I hope it's ok if I share this on my FB too!  This is too good, hon!


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Smokering!  Thank you for causing me to visit your most entertaining blog.  Fun writing!  The birth plan was a hoot but I was pleasantly distracted into reading more.  You should have a prize.  Do you have a prize?  If so you should have another prize.


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