Wow, I'm sortof in shock here!!
First off, I don't know where you're doing your research, but your info on pregnancy is only valid if say we are talking elephants, humans are not pregnant for 12, 18 or 24 months.
The OP did indeed ask for advice, repeatedly, only to tell everyone why it won't work for her.
My personal opinion on her "condition" is that she likely suffers from Munchhausen Syndrome. http://www.med-help.net/Munchhausen.html
Recently it is seen more and more often to play out in looking for sympathies and attention on the net. Sometimes after having been "blackballed" by many a doctor and other times the net becomes the launching pad for this illness.
For sure your post was extremely aggressive and I'm not sure in which world you would hope to change peoples opinions of someone by assaulting them, their intelligence, their community and their intentions verbally.
I am concerned by your repeated suggestions of paranoid schizophrenics. My gut reaction is to wonder if you are indeed 13th Monkey yourself.
If you care to go back and notice, all of us advised, answered questions for and attempted to support 13th monkey for a month--but it's one of those things, if you're going to complain and whine and complain and whine but you have NO intention of doing ANYTHING about your situation, then frankly, don't waste everyone's time. This may seem mean but frankly, 90% of us who responded are pregnant (yup, for real!) and we're tired, we're uncomfortable, we can't sleep, we're irratable and sometimes we pee our pants, there are many women on this board who do need help and they receive it, in copious quantities, I have limited time and I don't want to waste it on someone who is a constant taker without ever giving back to the community--I could spend that time changing my underwear--again.