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1) Since the baby was so far into the birth canal before we went to emergency C-section, the doctor accidentally cut through the wall of my vagina instead of the uterine wall and brought the baby out that way. I have no idea how far up that incision is and whether it will hurt terribly when we DTD again.

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1) Since the baby was so far into the birth canal before we went to emergency C-section, the doctor accidentally cut through the wall of my vagina instead of the uterine wall and brought the baby out that way. I have no idea how far up that incision is and whether it will hurt terribly when we DTD again.
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1) Since the baby was so far into the birth canal before we went to emergency C-section, the doctor accidentally cut through the wall of my vagina instead of the uterine wall and brought the baby out that way. I have no idea how far up that incision is and whether it will hurt terribly when we DTD again.

i TOTALLY understand your apprehension.

that is crazy. my jaw literally dropped when i read this. how did this "accidentally" happen? i hope that question doesn't come off as snarky, but shouldn't the dr know where stuff is before he makes the incision? sorry if i'm being nosy....
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i TOTALLY understand your apprehension.

that is crazy. my jaw literally dropped when i read this. how did this "accidentally" happen? i hope that question doesn't come off as snarky, but shouldn't the dr know where stuff is before he makes the incision? sorry if i'm being nosy....
It happens. I looked it up, there's even a name for it: "Laparoelytrotomy." When you dilate to complete and push for a long time, the tissues swell and retract and the top part of the vaginal canal can look a lot like the lower part of the uterus, particularly when the baby has descended into it and made it huge. It doesn't happen a LOT, but it happened to me. : The doctor who cut me is a very experienced and well-respected surgeon, but a lot went wrong with this delivery -- my bladder tore badly, I was losing blood, me and the baby had high fevers due to placental infection, and I guess his primary goal was to get the baby out of me before anything else went wrong. He may not have been as meticulous as usual, in his hurry to save Noel.
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I take a shower right before bed. I smell all good and coconutty. I wake up and I'm stinky again! I know part of it is being sick- I am trying to sweat out this cold and that means using two quilts instead of my usual one...but this is beyond normal too many covers stink! And it just keeps getting worse. A sign somethings going to happen soon? We can only hope...
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It happens. I looked it up, there's even a name for it: "Laparoelytrotomy." When you dilate to complete and push for a long time, the tissues swell and retract and the top part of the vaginal canal can look a lot like the lower part of the uterus, particularly when ther baby has descended into it and made it huge. It doesn't happen a LOT, but it happened to me. : The doctor who cut me is a very experienced and well-respected surgeon, but a lot went wrong with this delivery -- my bladder tore badly, I was losing blood, me and the baby had high fevers due to placental infection, and I guess his primary goal was to get the baby out of me before anything else went wrong. He may not have been as meticulous as usual, in his hurry to save Noel.
Oh, mama! I'm so sorry this happened to you. :
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It happens. I looked it up, there's even a name for it: "Laparoelytrotomy." When you dilate to complete and push for a long time, the tissues swell and retract and the top part of the vaginal canal can look a lot like the lower part of the uterus, particularly when ther baby has descended into it and made it huge. It doesn't happen a LOT, but it happened to me. : The doctor who cut me is a very experienced and well-respected surgeon, but a lot went wrong with this delivery -- my bladder tore badly, I was losing blood, me and the baby had high fevers due to placental infection, and I guess his primary goal was to get the baby out of me before anything else went wrong. He may not have been as meticulous as usual, in his hurry to save Noel.
that makes sense....

of course the safety of you and your babe is the most important. but i'm sorry you had to go through all of that, and hope your recovery has been going well.
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It happens. I looked it up, there's even a name for it: "Laparoelytrotomy." When you dilate to complete and push for a long time, the tissues swell and retract and the top part of the vaginal canal can look a lot like the lower part of the uterus, particularly when the baby has descended into it and made it huge. It doesn't happen a LOT, but it happened to me. : The doctor who cut me is a very experienced and well-respected surgeon, but a lot went wrong with this delivery -- my bladder tore badly, I was losing blood, me and the baby had high fevers due to placental infection, and I guess his primary goal was to get the baby out of me before anything else went wrong. He may not have been as meticulous as usual, in his hurry to save Noel.
Ouch! That sounds so traumatic!

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It happens. I looked it up, there's even a name for it: "Laparoelytrotomy." He may not have been as meticulous as usual, in his hurry to save Noel.
I am sorry this happened to you but I am thankful all was well with your baby; how scary ((hugs))

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Ouch! That sounds so traumatic!
It sucked big time. I'm still recovering. Thanks for your thoughts, everyone.

That said, I REALLY don't want to be known as the girl who killed the Stinky TMI thread, so let's talk about stench!

I've got a good story from while I was pregnant ... that nasty discharge (aka Elmer's Glue or the e******** of five men, take your pick) got so bad (and of course I couldn't reach to shave, remember) that the hair on both labia got tangled together and STUCK, like a big sticky dreadlock. So after using the potty, I realized my labia were essentially tied together and I couldn't wipe between them. I had to go find scissors and a hand mirror to snip the tangled part in half so I could clean myself, then into the shower I went, and shampooed the heck out of my lady bits. Apparently regular soap couldn't do the job!
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Wow, I'm so glad you both are ok, but what trama to your body!

My first my water broke and my labor didn't start until 4 hrs later and he was born 4 hrs after that. I think between him and my 2nd his labor was easier. Maybe it was just me though...

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Ok, so how do you know that you are 36 weeks pregnant? As soon as you and hubby both finish after DTD, you immediately roll over and say "If I don't eat something RIGHT now, I'm going to barf."



How romantic.
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Ok, so how do you know that you are 36 weeks pregnant? As soon as you and hubby both finish after DTD, you immediately roll over and say "If I don't eat something RIGHT now, I'm going to barf."



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Oh MY but that made me laugh hysterically. Glad you and baby are both safe and sound, btw!

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Ok, so how do you know that you are 36 weeks pregnant? As soon as you and hubby both finish after DTD, you immediately roll over and say "If I don't eat something RIGHT now, I'm going to barf." How romantic.
We just got done DTD - I immediately pooted afterward : We had a good laugh about how relaxed pregnancy has made us.

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We just got done DTD - I immediately pooted afterward : We had a good laugh about how relaxed pregnancy has made us.
We showered together earlier (DH made my belly cast tonight ), and we were making out and Dh asked if I would "meet him in the bedroom" and I said, "after I fart"
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We just got done DTD - I immediately pooted afterward : We had a good laugh about how relaxed pregnancy has made us.
You just DTD and you came immediately HERE to report on your post-coital flatulence? That's hard-core!

Now go cuddle!
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You just DTD and you came immediately HERE to report on your post-coital flatulence? That's hard-core!

Now go cuddle!
We just finished too - DH is in the basement doing "man-things" and I'm eating and MDC-ing. It works for us.
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ok so to combat strep B Im going to insert a garlic clove tonight and Im so scarad Im going to go into labor and the Yoni is going REAK LIKE GARLIC on top of the other yummy smells I have, or will the garlic just overpower everything------- DH is so grossed out by the garlic clove thing! but he keeps teasing me saying that I shouldn't worry I don't need to stick garlic there to keep the vampires away at night!

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You just DTD and you came immediately HERE to report on your post-coital flatulence? That's hard-core! Now go cuddle!
He was probably too scared to cuddle
No really, we were going to watch a movie, then I snuck into the kitchen for the last of the pumpkin bread and some MDC, and I hear him out in the living room watching football. Like starry_mama said, it works for us We'll cuddle when we finally decide to go to sleep

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ok so to combat strep B Im going to insert a garlic clove tonight and Im so scarad Im going to go into labor and the Yoni is going REAK LIKE GARLIC on top of the other yummy smells I have, or will the garlic just overpower everything------- DH is so grossed out by the garlic clove thing! but he keeps teasing me saying that I shouldn't worry I don't need to stick garlic there to keep the vampires away at night!
Your whole body is likley to reek. And it could sting too!


Also guys---

How discusting is it that some men have pregnancy fetishes? They should come read this thread and see if they still think pregnant chicks are "hot."
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How discusting is it that some men have pregnancy fetishes? They should come read this thread and see if they still think pregnant chicks are "hot."

There is a whole porn industry devoted to pregnant women. It's kind of gross....

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There is a whole porn industry devoted to pregnant women. It's kind of gross....
Imagine if the anti-porn groups got ahold of this thread. They could take down that entire genre by just sharing some key snippets with the public. I can just see it- they infiltrate the studio and in the middle of the pregnancy porn pops up discussions of crunchy pubes and transverse poo! :
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Imagine if the anti-porn groups got ahold of this thread. They could take down that entire genre by just sharing some key snippets with the public. I can just see it- they infiltrate the studio and in the middle of the pregnancy porn pops up discussions of crunchy pubes and transverse poo! :

But then again-there are people out there who would probably like it!

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But then again-there are people out there who would probably like it!
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