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To me it smells a bit almondy, a bit musky. Sweet, but with that almond extract bitterness, if that makes sense.

But I'm guessing that every woman's smells different, and it prolly smells different with each baby. Heck, it probably changes according to what you eat--I have heard that the flavor changes based on your diet, so it would make sense, IMO, that the smell would also!
Well, if thats true, its no wonder mine smelled like the ocean last time - All I ate for 2 whole months was fish and chips. For real. THat is sooooo funny to me right now!

This time all I eat is cake. I probably have chocolate-scented amniotic fluid.
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mmmmmm.....cake......

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Mine has a sweet smell to it too. With the amount of oranges I've been eating lately mine may smell like an orange grove.

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Antifreeze smells andd tastes sweet.

Which is why dogs and kids die all the time drinking it.
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Why does this not surprise me? I guess I had one too many dominatrix teachers.



Did you hear about on the news awhile back some guy was trying to sue a dancer or something b/c he got squirted?

When my water broke, it had a distinct, but not strong smell. I wouldn't say cat pee...
I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!

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I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!
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hmmmm maybe I can quit my job after all!

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I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!
Wow. Just wow. I thought I had heard everything. Clearly not. :

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I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!
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I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!
I have already emailed dp and told him we may have just found our new get rich quick scheme

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OMG that's so funny!! I saw one time on Craigstlist a guy looking for a lactating woman that would let him nurse from her, he was looking to pay BIG bucks too.

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hmmmm maybe I can quit my job after all!
No joke! Now I know what to do when I need the $ !!

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I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

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I used to work in a strip bar for 9 years and guys always asked for lactating woman, my good friend was a DJ and would pump w/ her shirt off while DJing ( it was so funny to see some guys get soooooooo uncomfortable about it) and on the days she was drinking at work ( she had to pump and dump) she would sell "shots" in shot glass of breastmilk for 20 dollars and guys would line up!!!!!! Guys are suck freaks, I sold quite a bit of my thrush tanited breastmilk to perverted men on ebay!!!
: Dude, $20 a shot?! I'd never have to worry about gas money again... heck, I might even be able to see a dentist after a few weeks of that... (Rynna, who produces gallons of milk with each new baby)

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I have an embarassing question that is appropriate for this thread.

Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

Christa
mine itches for lots of reasons. Sometimes hemmoroids, sometimes, it's because I can't quite get everything when I wipe. :: Taking a shower helps.

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could be yeast. try a probiotic.
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Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

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Is it getting really cold where you live? Taking hot showers in cold weather causes my skin to get really dry, and in the shower the water hits your back/butt more than any other area....could be as simple as dry skin.
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Wow. Just wow. I thought I had heard everything. Clearly not. :
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Why is my, umm, butt, itching? Is it hemmoroids? What helps?

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is it in your bum or your bumcheeks?

if it's hemorrhoids, witch hazel pads, flushable wipes, a peri bottle and some preparation H cream can help. try to avoid constipation and sitting on the toilet for extended periods of time. taking a rutin supplement along with vitamin c may also help.

trust me, i know ALL about it.
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I think it must be hemmoroids. It's the "functional" part of my bum and it somehow just doesn't feel "right" Kinda bumpy and lumpy. I tried witch hazel and that seems to help (as did a shower).

I've been using my kiddo's potty wipes b/c tp just wasn't working well enough.

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maybe its a reaction to the kids wipes. We had to stop using them cause my boys were getting rashes from them.

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I think it must be hemmoroids. It's the "functional" part of my bum and it somehow just doesn't feel "right" Kinda bumpy and lumpy. I tried witch hazel and that seems to help (as did a shower).

I've been using my kiddo's potty wipes b/c tp just wasn't working well enough.

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lumpy bumhole? feels like it's turning inside out when you push? that, my dear, is a hemorrhoid.

TP is the enemy! the peri bottle feels great, too. i've been using cvs wipes, then a witch hazel pad, then an application of cream every time i have a bm. which is a LOT lately (click here if you dare! http://www.mothering.com/discussions...=1#post9920892).


laying down helps, too!
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I think it must be hemmoroids. It's the "functional" part of my bum and it somehow just doesn't feel "right" Kinda bumpy and lumpy. I tried witch hazel and that seems to help (as did a shower).

I've been using my kiddo's potty wipes b/c tp just wasn't working well enough.

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I would insert a VIt. E capsule...internally twice a day. And use some kind of vaseline or other lube before you go #2. Witch hazel compresses in between.

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I am so blessed I havent had problems with hem's in 4 pregnancys. Where is the freaking praying smiley? I have been trying to use her ALL DAY!
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I never got them with any pregnancy either. But right before I got pregnant this time I had a bout from hell. It was terrible and some how they went away on their own. Don't ask me how, but I'm so thankful they did!

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Whew...my stank has finally arrived. Dh and I had a noon time romp and I was so embarrased by the smell. WTH??? I just showered last night too. :Puke

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lumpy bumhole? feels like it's turning inside out when you push? that, my dear, is a hemorrhoid.
I had wondered, but thought maybe it wasn't b/c it really isn't as bad as I've always heard they are. Doesn't hurt, it's that obtrusive, and only just started itching. It's not surprising though...I think I had them with the other 2 pgs and I'm so chronically constipated anway.

At least now I know.

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is no one stinky anymore? have we discussed every TMI subject?

this thread was on page 4.

maybe lack of stinkiness is a prelabor sign.....
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Yesterday before my shower I smelled like feet and old Cheetos. My cat, who usually LOVES it when I smell (he smells pretty bad, so I think it makes him happy to not be alone) came trotting over to me to snuggle. Nothing can deter this cat from snuggles when he's in the mood - seriously, NOTHING. He came over, purring, and then took a whiff, glared at me, and RAN from the room and wouldn't come near me again. Once I showered, I was fair game. What does THAT say?

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Yesterday before my shower I smelled like feet and old Cheetos. My cat, who usually LOVES it when I smell (he smells pretty bad, so I think it makes him happy to not be alone) came trotting over to me to snuggle. Nothing can deter this cat from snuggles when he's in the mood - seriously, NOTHING. He came over, purring, and then took a whiff, glared at me, and RAN from the room and wouldn't come near me again. Once I showered, I was fair game. What does THAT say?

ROFL...I don't have the stink yet, it showed up in my 3rd trimester last time, I think...

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Has anyone else been peeing themselves? :

I am sitting here on my birth ball and I'm pretty sure it's not my water. But gah, I hope I didn't just pee my pants. Nothing happened. It just got hot.

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Has anyone else been peeing themselves? :
All the time. I don't put on undies anymore without a panty liner, b/c I don't know when I'll do any number of things that will make me pee (cough, laugh, sneeze, breathe). Last night I wasn't really thinking clearly (it's this cold, dang it) and got undressed to go to bed. Standing in the bathroom (naked) putting toothpaste on my toothbrush, I sneezed four times in a row. I've never been a serial sneezer - until the moment I was standing naked, 9 months pregnant, and panty linerless. I need to wash the area rug now.

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