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#451 of 568 Old 12-08-2007, 03:07 PM
 
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Yeah it really sucks when you have 2 pairs of pants-one in the wash. And you pee through the other. With dh right there. "I'm just going to go change into boxers in this freezing weather because...I'm hot?" :

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Yeah it really sucks when you have 2 pairs of pants-one in the wash. And you pee through the other. With dh right there. "I'm just going to go change into boxers in this freezing weather because...I'm hot?" :
dp, ever the comedian, knows it's time to cut the jokey-jokes when I breathlessly say "STOP!", because if he goes any farther, I'm probably going to have to change.
Last week, it was too late, and as I struggled up from the couch (still laughing and suffering the consequences), he said, "did you pee yourself?" Like it is the most normal thing in the world for your significant other to regularly wet her pants.
The first time I really wet myself I had been laughing, then immediately lost it and started sobbing. That's when the understanding developed that one word was all it would take to shut dp up
He regularly says "I can't wait til you're not pg anymore so I can follow up on my jokes! And poke (aka tickle) your ribs again!" I miss the tickling too, strange as that may sound

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I've never been a serial sneezer - until the moment I was standing naked, 9 months pregnant, and panty linerless. I need to wash the area rug now.
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WHY do I bother with tp anymore? My hands have had more pee on them in the past few days than in the last 2 years of diaper changes! As I got out DH's trimmer, I chanted "hey hey- ho ho- this yeti yoni's got to go." But still, the magic pee manages to discintegrate any tp to come within 5 inches of it.


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Nothing can deter this cat from snuggles when he's in the mood - seriously, NOTHING. He came over, purring, and then took a whiff, glared at me, and RAN from the room and wouldn't come near me again. Once I showered, I was fair game. What does THAT say?
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If this isn't TMI, I don't know what is.

And I don't know what possesses me to post it on teh interwebz, but I just feel the need to share this with y'all.

For the past week or so, I've been using garlic suppositories at night alternated with tea tree oil tampons during the day to try and beat the BV, as directed by my midwife. And the first time I did the garlic, I couldn't find it to take it out... assumed it came out in a nighttime pee. Since then I've been sewing thread through the cloves as insurance.

So today at lunch I decided not to replace the tea tree tampon, to let
the old vagina relax a bit. Just now I went pee and there was a *plop*
- and I was stunned to witness the First Garlic Clove at the bottom of
the toilet bowl! It was a little golden brown, but intact and very
well-preserved. Then I had a gigantic poop.

1) does this mean I have a freakishly cavernously long vaginal canal
that no baby's head will be able to travel through safely/within a
reasonable amount of time?

2) conversely, does the passing of the First Clove signify a sudden
increased tendency to push out foreign objects, indicating an imminent
labor?

3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?

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3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?


I think it's fairly normal. I know I've heard other people talk about that happening. I always put some floss through mine with a needle so I can find it. Digging those suckers out hurts!

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Oh, man! That's hilarious! What else, indeed? A gold mine would be a cool discovery....

I got a question: I haven't really had any major problems with constipation at all this pg....just a couple days here and there, but easily resolved, KWIM? And, for the last couple weeks, I've been quite loosey goosey, LOL! But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?

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But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?
No answer for you, but once again I am right there with ya. I attributed mine to the fact that my hubby stopped making my fruit shakes which was how I got my daily flax...but your explanation is probably closer to reality...especially since he stopped making my shakes many weeks ago and this has just been the last couple days just like you.

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3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?
Stick some coal in there...maybe a diamond will fall out!

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Oh, man! That's hilarious! What else, indeed? A gold mine would be a cool discovery....

I got a question: I haven't really had any major problems with constipation at all this pg....just a couple days here and there, but easily resolved, KWIM? And, for the last couple weeks, I've been quite loosey goosey, LOL! But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?
Come over to my house and I'll share my stomach bug/diarrhea germs with you. You'll never want to poop again.
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Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!

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Stick some coal in there...maybe a diamond will fall out!
Nah, I've definitely been neglecting my Kegels way too much for the whole coal/diamond thing to work...

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3) what else could be stuck up there, I wonder?
Your story reminds me of the time in college when I accidentally inserted a tampon without taking the old one out...and didn't notice it until two of them came out

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Oh, man! That's hilarious! What else, indeed? A gold mine would be a cool discovery....

I got a question: I haven't really had any major problems with constipation at all this pg....just a couple days here and there, but easily resolved, KWIM? And, for the last couple weeks, I've been quite loosey goosey, LOL! But yesterday and today, I've been soooooo stopped up!

But when I do go, it's not hard like constipation, it's just as soft as it has been--just hard to get anything out, if that makes sense. I have the urge, but not much comes of it.

Could this be because the baby is so low? Maybe pressing on my sphincter or something? Is that possible?
That's my problem (see my constipation/prune juice thread). I was given the advice to take EPO. I'll poop and get tiny little soft things...

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I ate too much rice the other day and it didn't come out till 4am this morning. After chugging water and hot tea a little while ago... well right now I'm thankful for laptop+wifi so I can type while on the toilet. :P
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Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!

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Did I mention that dd was up all night last night vomiting? And she's threatening to do so again tonight, although all is quiet for the moment.

And ds2 has had atrocious diapers today--the kind that stink you out of house and home and leave a charred spot on the walls! The kind of stench that nothing can remove!

So, all told, I hope you'll understand if I choose to pass on your invitation! What we've got over here is close enough for me!!
There's a time and a place for everything, and those viruses are, in my opinion, the time and place for sposies. : :

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Bwahahahahaaa!!! I love you for that! Especially since I went into disposable mode about a week ago.....disposable diapers and paper plates until January! And not one bit : about it! :

Okay, maybe one tiny bit.... but it's something I need to do for a short time, so I'll just be glad the virus happened along when it did!

PS....FTR, the new baby will get cloth when s/he decides to come out.....if that makes any difference to him/her....come out come out where ever you are! Olly olly oxen free!

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Spicy Indian curry is now banned from this household! (as well as spicy burritos) The stench of the aftermath is enough to lay a city down to the ground! Both Hubby and I were soooo gassy and stinky that we made each other's eyes burn!

So spicy foods are out for natural induction....wonder what I'll smell like after eating a bazillion pineapples?

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So spicy foods are out for natural induction....wonder what I'll smell like after eating a bazillion pineapples?
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BOY is it stinky! Can someone tell me why my vagina smells like male cat spray?? What the heck does THAT mean? It comes and goes, but last night it could knock you over. It's not an infection type smell... I guess it's really more ammonia? WTF?
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bumping this up for some July Ladies who are just discovering their stink!

Welcome to the smell....


Oh and by the way....a week of bloody show :Puke IS NASTY!!!!

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LOL.

I was wondering how all our PPD ladies are doing?

At the moment, if I lost my mucous plug, it would actually get stuck and I wouldn't know it.

Ewwwww....

This thread is Hot.
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I avoided most of the stink during pregnancy. I'm making up for it now, though. Man, lochia is foul!!! I can't wait for this to stop. I'm trying to cut the smell with some lavender EO, but I'm afraid I will have that disgusting association for the rest of my life. Ah well, I'm willing to take that chance. Blech.

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1. All I could think about in the days post-partum was this thread and how you ladies were NOT KIDDING. PP stink is ATROCIOUS. I almost barfed on myself each time I went to the bathroom. BLEGH!

2. One time I had a really bad YI (story of my life) and I inserted a clove of garlic to treat it as usual. The next morning I couldn't find it and assumed it fell out on its own and I hadn't noticed. Over the next couple weeks I had a pap smear and lots of sex. I was on Nuvaring at this time and at the pap my gyno said she had never seen a Nuva in action but that it looked way diff than she expected. So, 2-3 weeks after the garlic insertion, I was peeing, and suddenly felt something slipping out of my vagina. "OH NO! MY RING!" I thought... nope. An old-ass clove of garlic slipped right out and into the toilet. No WONDER I smelled so weird after sex each time.....

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oh god!!! Was it moldy or anything? yuck!
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No... but it was brown, covered in vag-juices, and REALLY old-looking. I actually showed it to my husband (back when we were still engaged, aw) because it was so weird. He thought it was HILARIOUS. And gross.

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1. All I could think about in the days post-partum was this thread and how you ladies were NOT KIDDING. PP stink is ATROCIOUS. I almost barfed on myself each time I went to the bathroom. BLEGH!
Ditto ditto ditto. Though I'm glad someone mentioned it! Poor DH was warned ahead of time, but he is a real trooper with all this grossness.
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No... but it was brown, covered in vag-juices, and REALLY old-looking. I actually showed it to my husband (back when we were still engaged, aw) because it was so weird. He thought it was HILARIOUS. And gross.
What if it woulda sprouted?

Ya never know, sometimes I leave them on my counter for so long they start sprouting.
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