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#541 of 568 Old 02-10-2008, 11:28 AM
 
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I smell sometimes, I get intermittent Vaginosis from the lyme.
Major suckness.

This is coming from someone who never smelled during pregnancy
or before then.

Yes, I am hating it.
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#542 of 568 Old 02-10-2008, 06:07 PM
 
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Is it too late to join in on this one? I can't complain, because I do have a bidet (perks of living in Europe!). Though I have noticed, with this pg and previous ones, that the day after I eat fish, I get a strong fish smell with the discharge. I am so hoping that I don't need to get checked for whatever reason on a fish day, because it's pretty strong. Plus, isn't that usually an indicator of BV or other infections? It would be embarassing to have to explain that, no, really, I'm fine, I'm just stinky! Plus, now that MIL is here for the last few weeks of pg, we're eating tons of fish...
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Man, I haven't posted in this thread the entire time.

But I guess my time has finally come. my pits are SOooo Stinky now and nothing seems to help.

I guess that it is hormones...poor Silas is downwind from them (my pits) when we nurse in bed...

I have been wondering if it (the pit stink) is supposed to help him find the breast or something?

I have never stunk like this...and it is always worse on the left side. WTF??!!
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I mean, I'm about to have an unmedicated, natural childbirth in which a watermelon sized fetus is about to come hurtling through my slowly expanding cervix, and seriously, another person seeing me poo is my only big fear.
Anyway, I confess this. My boyfriend gets this big evil grin on his face and he says, "Well, I know how we can level the playing field and make you feel comfortable about it. I'll give you a hot carl."
(If you don't know what that is, don't google it. Seriously, I don't want to be responsible for you having that knowledge.)
Anyway, I spent the next ten minutes giggling hysterically and for some strange reason feeling so much better.

That is my fear also. I am petrified of it. And I did google hot carl. OMG. I have no words.

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On the skanky topic, I'll have you know I'm the local unwed mother in these here parts...the movie "Knocked Up" is basically the story of my life now. Anyway, all of page five is cracking me up. This whole thread cracked me up, but the recent stuff is too priceless.
Here's my contribution. We just started our childbirth classes last night. On the drive back, I finally confess to my boyfriend my big nagging fear of the last six months. Namely, that during childbirth another human being will see me poop.
I'm a sexually liberated third wave feminist punk girl, but I have serious hangups about admitting that the food I digest comes out the other end. I won't even use the bathroom when someone else is in the house. It's so ridiculous. I mean, I'm about to have an unmedicated, natural childbirth in which a watermelon sized fetus is about to come hurtling through my slowly expanding cervix, and seriously, another person seeing me poo is my only big fear.
Anyway, I confess this. My boyfriend gets this big evil grin on his face and he says, "Well, I know how we can level the playing field and make you feel comfortable about it. I'll give you a hot carl."
(If you don't know what that is, don't google it. Seriously, I don't want to be responsible for you having that knowledge.)
Anyway, I spent the next ten minutes giggling hysterically and for some strange reason feeling so much better.
Well at least he didn't want to give you a dirty sanchez.
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I've always had one stinky pit, it just gets worse during pregnancy but the other one is fine.

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ok ok so after 3 pregs with the same stink I have decided to use probiotic capsules right up my VAGINA()
they work like a freakin miracle I tell ya!
I dont know if it was even a yeast infection or pregnancy induced bacterial vaginosis but I tell ya they work dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!::
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This thread is too entertaining!

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Well at least he didn't want to give you a dirty sanchez.


oh....darn you, google!

ewwww!
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I don't even wanna know....I'm proud of myself for having resisted google on the Hot Carl thing thus far!

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Omg... I just read through this entire thread. I was laughing so hard I cried multiple times, my boyfriend was laughing too. But only because he thought it was funny I was laughing/crying so hard. No way will I let him read this LOL!

(Or hang on, maybe he should read some of it so he is prepared... )

Anyway, I'm about 12 weeks pregnant and I am not TOO stinky YET. I'm sure it will happen though. Especially since I will be 7-9 months pg in the height of summer

I have however noticed I am farting a lot more. Also, louder. They make a different sound. And I read someone posted this before: everytime I pee, I now HAVE to fart, I cannot help it. And fart loudly. I'm sure the whole building can hear me.

Oh my... well I will know what to expect, stink-wise, the next couple of months (or more). so to everyone who contributed to this thread: thanks!

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I don't even wanna know....I'm proud of myself for having resisted google on the Hot Carl thing thus far!
Same here. I'm too scared to. : (I'm shaking from fear AND cold, hahaha!)


So, I thought I was done with the stink. I was soooo smug. I'd had some nasty farts, some pp stank with the rotted milk smell, but I'd escaped relatively unscathed compared to some of you stinkers! :

Then I woke up. And my pits smell awful! It's not hot in our room; on the contrary, I froze most the night even with two LOs surrounding me. I'm sitting on the couch with my rat terrier curled up next to me. I stretch my arms over my head. The dog sticks his nose right into my pit, sniffs, gives me this "OMG HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?" look and jumps off the couch. I've offended a dog who eats poo with my stench. I do believe this is the lowest of lows!
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hot carl.....learn something new everyday.

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Where are my stinky mamas!>! I smell like old pee. :
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I'll join up! (My own odors have actually sent me puking in the recent past....I have a HIIIIGH sense of smell now, and everything makes me vomit.)
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Hey - isnt this archived? LOL. OMG I didnt expect to see this again!
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Thanks to starry-mama for bumping this thread, I'd missed it the first time and am happy to hear I'm not the only one with over-fragrant lady parts! Generally I'm fairly non-stinky and can get away with wearing the same pyjamas for at least a week - these days I'm lucky to be able to go more than a couple of days before they have to go back in the laundry.

Is here where I admit I already knew what both a Hot Carl and a Dirty Sanchez is? I spend waaaaay too much time on the internet...
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Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs ladies! I'm right there with ya!
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I now just smell like baby vomit and my clothes are always soaked.

But its breastmilk so its not that bad.

Just wet.
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Yeah, I'm smelling really wonderful lately. UGH!
I'm glad I'm not the only one smelling like a stinky old rotten woman.
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It makes me so happy that, though our Dec. 07 DDC is closed forever, this thread lives on. We bequeath it to you, smelly mamas of the future.

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It makes me so happy that, though our Dec. 07 DDC is closed forever, this thread lives on. We bequeath it to you, smelly mamas of the future.
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i am only on page 4.. but oh.my.god.

best thread ever.

totally can relate to everyone.

well almost everyone. no *pootie zits* for me *dies* the transverse poop is possibly the funniest thing i have heard in a long time.
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It makes me so happy that, though our Dec. 07 DDC is closed forever, this thread lives on. We bequeath it to you, smelly mamas of the future.

*dies*
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I didn't read all the posts but it could be BV. I get it the second I'm pregnant and find it impossible to get rid of the whole time.
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This has got to be hands-down one of the best threads on the entire intarwebz. Thank you, members of the 2007 DDDC. You totally made my day!!

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Yeah so i was showering the other day, as I do every day, and I noticed as I was washing down there that I smelled something weird to I rinsed the soap bar off and sniffed it....Yes, my pooter is getting so bad it leaves a stink on the soap bar now....
I made my husband come into the bathroom and throw out the bar of soap because it stunk.....
And that is my tmi gross story of the day....
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This thread albeit old is HILARIOUS. I am all these things at 21 weeks pregnant so I was searching for similar stories. If any of you are on here I'll add that at night when I lift the sheets to turn a huge waft of musky pee smell that has been trapped in there for hours hits my nose and in mega horror I quickly stuff sheets back down and hop my husband hasn't caught a whiff!

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