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I'm not in your DDC ladies, but you are cracking me up!

The DDDC possibilities are endless here, but alas I don't have enough $$ to do all that are running around in my head.

So far, no stinkies here but it's early yet.

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I guess the one benefit to having a stuffy nose is I can't smell myself anymore. But yesterday my 3.5 year old ran away from me holding his nose and laughing hysterically because I farted. : "Mama! You smell like poo!" Thanks Danny.
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I think I want to go live in a bubble.......
You CAN'T be serious?!?!? I mean, i can see how that might be considerate to other people, but can you just imagine the air quality inside the bubble??

They'd call haz-mat to come and dispose of you! (I'm thinking of the scene from Monster's Inc....)

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You CAN'T be serious?!?!? I mean, i can see how that might be considerate to other people, but can you just imagine the air quality inside the bubble??

They'd call haz-mat to come and dispose of you! (I'm thinking of the scene from Monster's Inc....)
Your right! I need to be aired out once in a while!

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:Puke Does anyone else get pretty stinky "down there": during pregnancy?

It sucks....dh says he doesnt mind and that it happens every time I get pregnant but I find it gross.

Is there a reason other than hormones?
OMG! im so glad you posted and YOU ARE NOT ALONE this is my 3rd pregnancy and YES there is a distinct differnt strong oder down there no matter how much I wash or shave my doc said ( during first pregnancy I was crazy) but now that I'm on my third I know I'm not. I wont even let DH have oral sex w/ me because I'm so concerned about it. Well at least I know it will go away in 10 more weeks!

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Is there a "Best Thread Ever" nomination somewhere? Seriously. This is my favorite thread in the entire universe.

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I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.

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SheBear, I've suffered with those...you have my sympathies. I found that a really hot washcloth helps with the pain and helps bring it to a head so that it drains easier. Make sure to keep it really really clean once it opens and drains...I think the last time I had one I used a little TTO on it to disinfect.

Hope you feel better soon.


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Thanks, Christa! I thought about tto, but past (painful!) exp makes me reeeeally not want to use tto that close to my anus!

ATM, I have a cotton pad soaked with witch hazel on it. Maybe tonight I'll be able to get a hot bath with epsom salt!

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im not in your ddc but ive been dying to talk to someone about this!! the stink is the most distgusting thng about pregnancy and i so embarrassed!! o thank g-d for mdc!!!
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I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
Oh my gosh, SheBEar! ME TOO! I almost called the Dr. about it- it was so painful! I thought it was a hemhorroid- but mine popped on it's own a few nights ago- EWWWW!!! I can't BELIEVE I'm admitting this to anyone!
You girls, and this thread- are the BEST EVER! :
And though I haven't been extra smelly 'Down There' yet- I have been so ridiculously juicy that it makes me cringe to imagine my Man going anywhere near it- seriously- he would need a wetsuit! And EVERYTHING else (except for my over abundance of scentless gas) is smelly. Just not my Wazoo. Yet.
Seriously though- Can I talk about my gaseous booty? SHEESH- MY MUSICAL BUTT! How can that much wind be CONTAINED inside one chick? I fart ALL DAY LONG- and no matter how hard I try, I can't keep them quiet! They are so enourmously loud, people give me that, "Did that come out of YOU?" Look- like 10 times a day! The wierd part is- the are completely odorless! (Really! they don't smell at ALL!) but try telling that to the prudish old lady next to me in the grocery store- who looked at me in horror and nearly RAN out the door when I accidently let one rip next to her! (I've never seen someone with a walker move so fast!) I felt so bad- I wanted to call after her that they don't smell, but she was long gone. Oh Well. : She wouldn't have believed me anyway.
By the way- living in a house with 2 teenagers and a grown man when your farts have no stink is actually really lame- it's like I'm shooting blanks! They nail me all the time with their stinkers- and all I can do is make a LOT of noise in return...which just makes my 13 year old son Laugh his butt off and call me the 'impotent farter'. *sigh*
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I wasn't sure whether to put this in the complaint thread or the TMI thread. Because it is definitely both!

I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
I had some kind of zit on my butt cheek during and after my 1st pregnancy for about 8 months. weird. Hormones. I cant see my butt so I dont know if it left a mark.

Page 4 and going strong on the grossest thread ever!!!!
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OK-how is this for gross- I just peed and missed! I looked down and there were little drops on my underwear. I'm going to have to start carrying around underwear because of bad aim. Yuck!

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OK-how is this for gross- I just peed and missed! I looked down and there were little drops on my underwear. I'm going to have to start carrying around underwear because of bad aim. Yuck!
OMG, I did that the other day. : I didn't realize that the back part of my pants wasn't really pulled down all the way and I peed all over my underwear and pants. The worst part is that as soon as I pulled my pants up, I realized it, but it was the middle of the night so I left them on. Then I got back into bed and decided I was the nastiest girl on earth so I got back up and changed my pants/underwear. :
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Oh and another pee story - About a month ago, DH and I took the kids to the playground in our neighborhood and while we were there, I sneezed and peed myself! I was wearing shorts, so there was a little dribble of pee down my leg. I had to walk home like that to change my clothes. And my thighs got all chaffed so for the rest of the day I was walking all bowlegged. :
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this thread is making the baseball playoff marathon happening in my house much more bearable - thank you ladies!

i also recently popped a pootie zit. totally disgusting. but a soak in a warm tub definitely helped it along!!!!

when will this heat end? it is not helping my stink situation!
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Dear sweet Jesus ladies - this thread was what made me decide I needed to start posting in this community. LOVE YOU ALL!

I've only admitted the foulness in my nether-regions to my best friend, and she hadn't had the same experience, so she just laughed at me.

Fortunately, baby wipes DO take away the odor - temporarily - so oral sex is A-ok in my book, I just scrub up whenever I feel amorous! (Plus, Tom has a weak nose, lucky man.)

Thanks for giving me my belly laugh for the day - and for making me feel not so alone in my first pregnancy

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Welcome to the StinkFest, Dionnakay!

I am AWFUL! Ok, so we have the cat boxes in the livingroom as there is no other place to put them (Husband changes the litter every third day since before we even were TTC) Our large Russian Blue likes to use them either right as we are eating (no diningroom in our little apt) or right after we are done eating, and she STINKS. Like bad enough to make me heave. So yesterday, when I was at my smelliest gas, and right after she had eaten, I let one go right.in.her.face!! Aahh sweet revenge.

Being smelly does have its' perks.


(no animals were harmed in the making of this story, as 10 minutes later, afore mentioned cat was curled up next to me and purring)

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Speaking of peeing...have you tried to pee in a cup for that silly urine sample? My midwife only does them a couple of times, but geesh, I can't get it in the cup. It goes all over the side and my hand and everywhere. And last time my dd was with me and she kept asking me why I was peeing in a cup! I wipe the cup off as best as I can, but I'm so embarassed to hand it over knowing it just had pee all over the outside...eww.

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Speaking of peeing...have you tried to pee in a cup for that silly urine sample? My midwife only does them a couple of times, but geesh, I can't get it in the cup. It goes all over the side and my hand and everywhere. And last time my dd was with me and she kept asking me why I was peeing in a cup! I wipe the cup off as best as I can, but I'm so embarassed to hand it over knowing it just had pee all over the outside...eww.

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I can't ever pee in a cup without getting it all over myself even when I'm NOT pregnant. :
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I switched MW practices in August, and happily, these MWs have you just stick the end of a strip into your urine stream, and if the test blobs stay the same color, you can just throw it out.

I have peed all over the urine specimen cups (and my hand) in the past and always worried that I'd make my name (which I'd write on beforehand so as not to have to write it on a pee-soaked cup thus getting pee all over the pen as well) completely illegible.

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I switched MW practices in August, and happily, these MWs have you just stick the end of a strip into your urine stream, and if the test blobs stay the same color, you can just throw it out.

I have peed all over the urine specimen cups (and my hand) in the past and always worried that I'd make my name (which I'd write on beforehand so as not to have to write it on a pee-soaked cup thus getting pee all over the pen as well) completely illegible.
I have done this too!! Everytime I pee in the cup I brace myself with the toilet paper. I always hope that they wear gloves when they deal with my cup-because little do they know......

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Speaking of peeing...have you tried to pee in a cup for that silly urine sample? My midwife only does them a couple of times, but geesh, I can't get it in the cup. It goes all over the side and my hand and everywhere. And last time my dd was with me and she kept asking me why I was peeing in a cup! I wipe the cup off as best as I can, but I'm so embarassed to hand it over knowing it just had pee all over the outside...eww.

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Mabye if we had a penis....I am so jealous.

I assume everyone does that, I don't see how you can really get a good "stream" going with the equipment we have.
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I always hope that they wear gloves when they deal with my cup-because little do they know......
LOL. Seriously. I also would imagine them having clothespins over their noses or surgical masks on or something 'cause my pee does NOT smell good. It really just smells gross. I don't know why. It's so weird. I drink at least 8 glasses of water a day and usually more! My pee smells like I'm drinking nothing but coffee all the time. Makes me wanna barf. My cat loves it though and sniffs at the toilet as I get up to flush, which makes it EVEN GROSSER to me.

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This thread is the funniest ever!!!!
I just let out the biggest sigh of relief that I've escaped most of the stinkiness (this is gross though... first week we lived in new house our hot water heater was broken.. I just couldn't take an ice cold shower, so I didn't the entire time
I do spend 24/7 belching like a 400 pound frat boy at a keg party though.

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I don't have a real problem peeing into the cup, but last time I dropped the cup in the floor when I was done! And not a little bit o pee, either! My MW's rug got soaked with my pee! I cleaned up best as I could, but I had to admit to her why she was going to later find her rug balled up and moved from its usual spot!

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I assume everyone does that, I don't see how you can really get a good "stream" going with the equipment we have.
I don't usually have TOO much of a problem - after 19 years of Army urinalyses, I feel like a pro. But the thing is, now, I can't see down there well enough to tell if I'm gonna make the cup. It's like some kind of cruel joke - "I know you can't see past your navel, but I'd like you to pee in this little cup (hehehehehehe)."

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I have a horribly painful zit on my patootie, right next to my anus. It is huge, and full of pus and needs to be drained....but the mere thought of the accompanying pain has my nether-cheeks whimpering.
It popped! Ick! and also? Ahhhhh!

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Why is this thread on page 3!?!

Does anyone else's pee stink? Mine is gross. I need to drink more water to dilute it or something.
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Why is this thread on page 3!?!

Does anyone else's pee stink? Mine is gross. I need to drink more water to dilute it or something.
I don't know-but it's my favorite thread so thanks for bumping it!! My pee stinks too!

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