"Porn for New Moms"- (NOT porn... funny) - Mothering Forums

 
Thread Tools
#1 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 06:32 PM - Thread Starter
 
alexsam's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 3,191
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Don't worry- this is NOT porn! I PROMISE! It is totally PG rated

Someone made a book called "Porn for New Moms". It has cute guys changing diapers, cleaning with babies in slings, cleaning the car, offering you a drawn bath and a glass of wine, and captions like "You do so much." and "Let me rub your feet and you can tell me about the baby's day." and "Let's let Mommy sleep."

Essentially all the things new moms really WANT to see in a man. It is funny and totally not offensive.

This is my second baby and I tell you, I laughed. I keep thinking it would be such a fun shower gift .

http://www.chroniclebooks.com/excerp...6X&store=books
alexsam is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
#2 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 06:46 PM
 
Amber Lion's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Oregon
Posts: 2,409
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)


I like the "Lets get a professional to fix it" one!

Mama to my Addie Bug wool.gif (10/2008) and angel1.gif (6/2010); nursing student & childbirth educator
Amber Lion is offline  
#3 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 06:58 PM
 
redebeth's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: The Slough
Posts: 341
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
My SIL gave this to me ... she ordered it from amazon and had it sent to my door. When I opened the box and saw the title, for a second I thought my husband had figured out how to use the amazon account and that it was real porn. I thought 'what a jerk' haha. It's a pretty funny book. Great idea for a shower gift!

Elizabeth, mama to 4 kids and 5 chickens.
The grateful recipient of 3 home water births, 1 being an accidental UC.:
redebeth is offline  
#4 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 08:38 PM
 
thixle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 2,945
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me...
The guys vacuuming totally did it for me

---feeling like an emu on acid---
thixle is offline  
#5 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 10:37 PM
 
applecider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 1,991
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amber Lion View Post


I like the "Lets get a professional to fix it" one!
Me too!

                                       DS 7 ~ DS 3

applecider is offline  
#6 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 11:20 PM
 
Kleine Hexe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 6,783
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
K, I so need that book.
Kleine Hexe is offline  
#7 of 9 Old 09-12-2008, 11:21 PM
 
leila1213's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 2,555
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
Oh, I saw that. I was almost blushing and feeling that I needed to hide it (my mom was with me), I enjoyed it so much!

***
leila1213 is offline  
#8 of 9 Old 09-13-2008, 01:10 AM
 
janasmama's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Paradise
Posts: 3,479
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
18 stitches! Geez, they make birth seem so traumatic.

It's cute.
janasmama is offline  
#9 of 9 Old 09-13-2008, 09:35 AM
 
theboodges's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 278
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
This is great - thanks for sharing!
theboodges is offline  
Reply


User Tag List

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off

Online Users: 18,447

151 members and 18,296 guests
*green*faery* , agilesheltie , americanjuly , AMG , AmyC , avocet , AwesomeJessica , aylasebmom , bananabee , Beth Berry , bluefaery , carnelianlight , Catholic Mama , catladymeow , Celestical , Cherry_Blossom , chickabiddy , clar5108 , Claudia Chapman , containmultitudes , Crazybean , crosser , cyclamen , dahlia810 , Dakotacakes , Deborah , Emanresu , emmy526 , esg , Evelynflower , fallingtreestars , floss&ferd , forestfoster , frugalmama , funfunkyfantastic , FyerFly , greenemami , happymamasallie , Hillarchy , hillymum , Incubator , inoregon , Iron Princess , J716 , jazzmom74 , Jessica765 , JLUK , jmarroq , jnalea , jojobean , joycef , jtbuko , JustJenny , katelove , Katherine73 , kathymuggle , kitteh , LaNiebla , lauryncary , Letitia , lightheartedmom , lilmissgiggles , LiLStar , lilyofjudah , Linda on the move , lizajane30 , loba , Lori82 , LuaBelle , Mama2ChicknLil , mamabear0314 , MamaChick , mamadance84 , meeba , MeepyCat , Milk8shake , Mirzam , MissMuffet , mkat , MomofLath , monkeyscience , moominmamma , MountainMamaGC , Mpattit , MPsSweetie , MrsKoehn , MulberryMom , NaturallyKait , newmamalizzy , oaksie68 , orangemomma , persephassa , philomom , PirateQueen , quantumleap , RollerCoasterMama , RosemaryV , rubelin , Ruthiegirl , samaxtics , SandiMae , sarafl , seap3 , shantimama , Shmootzi , sidrajedi , Skippy918 , sofreshsoclean , sortacrispy , SplashingPuddle , Springshowers , stardogs , SummerStorm22 , Teles , Tigerle , TreasureTrooper , TrishWSU , Trixie Falsae , typebug , ummsby , violetflapjack , WhiteRose , Wild Lupine , Wild Rose , worthy , zebra15 , Zirconia
Most users ever online was 449,755, 06-25-2014 at 12:21 PM.