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#31 of 46 Old 02-17-2007, 01:18 AM
 
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Whew. I really needed the laugh.

I have had the yoga queefs too. So embarassing.
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I think I've decided to never take a yoga class!
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Whew. I really needed the laugh.

I have had the yoga queefs too. So embarassing.
OMG! I totally forgot about that! Yup, me too, especially when you do a shoulder stand and then the plough. I just keep on going.... bvvvp, bvvvp, bvvvping the whole time.

I get the giggles then, too.

Which is why I always have plenty of personal space in a yoga class... "What? I didn't hear anything."

This thread is making me cry I'm laughing so hard!

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The vagina farts during sex don't bother me it's the redirected farts that are totaly unnerving. That never happened to me before giving birth. I totaly thought I was the only one.

I'm so glad I found this thread!

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The vagina farts during sex don't bother me it's the redirected farts that are totaly unnerving. That never happened to me before giving birth. I totaly thought I was the only one.

I'm so glad I found this thread!
It's like our noni's are doing some sort of aerobic breathing exercise down there!

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Totally normal In high school (pre-babies!), everyone called it "queefing." (Not sure of the spelling...)

Lol. that's what we called it too. I ..ahem...have queefed before

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Yeah me too since I had my baby 8 weeks ago!!! I'm glad someone brought it up
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http://www.mothering.com/discussions...d.php?t=440159

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So a friend was reading this thread and called me to laugh (essentially at me) because I recently told her a similar story.

And I thought this make some of you ladies feel a little better considering the fact that I have not had any children.

It so happens that my favorite position is also the same position in which it's easiest for air to sneak it's way into my vagina. So after sex in my favorite position, I have a tendency to deflate. Which was really embarrassing the first time, but now it's just funny.

In fact, the first time it happened I giggled, which made me release another queef, and then I giggled again, and queefed again, and giggled again, and queefed again, and then broke into hysterical laughing as I continuously queefed until all the air was released.

My most recent story, which is why my friend is currently laughing at me, happened the other day. When getting out from my favorite position, I squeefed. What is a squeef you ask? It's when you expell air at such a rapid pace that you actually shoot your lover's semen back at him (in particular, on his left leg). Sometimes I like to refer to it as payback.

So ladies, there's no need to be embarrassed. Sex is just funny. Consider the faces we make and the noises that come from our vocal cords, the humor in sex is all part of the fun of it. And I'm pretty certain, without doing a poll, that every woman has queefed at some point or another whether they've had a vaginal birth or not. And I'll be damned if I have to give up my favorite position just because of a little pussy fart. I understand that getting used to a new body/vagina may be overwhelming but in times of embarrassment just remind yourself "Well, at least I didn't squeef."
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Thank you all for being so honest and lighthearted. Now I know I'm not a total freak!

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I had this happen pre-baby- but only in yogic inversions. Actually, haven't noticed it after baby- I thought perhaps because I have paid more attention to doing kegels, not sure though.

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Totally normal In high school (pre-babies!), everyone called it "queefing." (Not sure of the spelling...)
That is the word! I used to be able to do this when doing my yogic head stands...

darn gravity and its surprise influence on your body parts...

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Totally normal In high school (pre-babies!), everyone called it "queefing." (Not sure of the spelling...)


Also since I've given birth, when I take a bath and then stand up, bathwater comes out of my vagina. If I don't take the time to squat and push a little, my underwear will be soaked. It's definitely not pee. I've been lucky enought to never have had stress incontinence.

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lots and lots of kegals help tremendously.

do like 300 a day.

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That would happen to me even before I had my son.

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same here. mostly in the bathtub when I'm rinsing my hair. I stand up to get out and it all comes out!

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a few months ago my four year old daughter did this and got all confused-mama! why did my vulva just fart? lol

i think this thread title should be edited because its completely UNGROSS. not gross at all, just normal.

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I have been known to stop mid sex (air pockets kinda kill the mood) and stand up to do a hula hoop move to get the air out. DH thinks it's really funny.
I've got to try that.

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