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I thought of one. I had a really annoying red cross person who talked to me during contractions. She was obviously uncomfortable being around a naked, moaning, and laboring woman. So to deal with her own discomfort she asked her questions louder Or maybe she was trying to be heard above my moaning. My dh tried to get her to be quiet but I think she had her eyes fixed on her clipboard so she didn't see his frantic gestures to get her to shut up.
To get her to shut up I said "I have to push" I didn't feel an overwhelming urge to push but I felt glee at watching her eyes pop out of her head. The OB checked me and dclared I wasn't dilated enough to push yet. So they let red cross lady grill me more. oh, yay.
I guess that's as mean as I got.
Heather Mike Married 8/1/99 Mom to Charlotte Aug 04, Nov 06, and Katherine Oct 07