I'll let you borrow a small for a week or so.
driver's licence, SS number and your first born. LOL. Kidding.
If you are serious. I will send you one of my ivory small broadcloths to use for ONE week. You have to mail it back in a week though, or I will hunt you down. LOL. I still squeeze my babe into the smalls on occasion. Let me know I will wash and lanolize it toots!