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#31 of 582 Old 04-27-2004, 11:53 PM
 
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granted. But now he is foaming at the mouth.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of fresh flowers

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granted but you're horribly allergic to pollen
I wish my truck were fur free
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granted, but now it only gets one mile to a gallon

I wish our basement were refinished

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Granted, but now your MIL wants to move in down there!

I wish my pregnant belly wasn't so itchy!
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granted, but now you're covered in sandpaper!

I wish I didn't have asthma...
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Granted! Now you have chronic diarrhea...
I wish my toddler would stay still for diaper changes.
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(Actually, I have IBS, Lucy'smama, which amounts to the same thing )

Your wish is granted, but now your baby is going to be in diapers for the rest of your life!

I wish I was six feet tall...
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Granted, but now you wear size 13 shoes.

I wish I had musical talent.
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Granted, but now your family gates you 'cause you play the tuba!

I wish I had natty dreads...
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ok you get your dreads...

and a beard to boot!!

i wish i wasn't pms'ing... :

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k ur not pmsing but now ur flow is so heavy its leaking on everything!

i wish i didnt feel so nauseous

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Granted, but you have to get hourly suppositories.

I wish I could sleep without having these godawfulcrazy dreams.
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granted, but now you have no dreams at all

I wish my husband would wear a skirt every once in awhile
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ok, I just have to ask why before I grant that one!!
btw, at our wedding, I am wearing pants and Steve is wearing a kilt--he said everyone already knows who wears the pants anyway :
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B/c men in skirts are VERY hot, that's why, silly! Now grant me my wish so I can grant you one
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sometimes I worry about you my dear.
weird wish granted.
I wish I could be at the Leafs game tonight--they need me!!
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dude, Shannon, I thought every woman loved a man in a skirt? Man-skirts were ALL the rage fashion-wise a few years ago...

Your wish is granted, but a hockey puck goes over the glass and hits you square in the teeth, and now you need two front teeth! :LOL

I wish I had some Root Beer!
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"I wish my husband would wear a skirt every once in awhile"

Granted, but he wears 6 inch high heels and a thong to go with! :LOL
SWEET! Can he wear some stockings and a gater, too Yes, I like men in drag

Your wish is my command...
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"I wish I had some Root Beer!"
granted, but it's got brown chunks floating in it, and they are NOT ice cream.

i wish my kids would never have tantrums again.

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granted, but now your kids can't ever speak again (they can learn sign, tho!)

I wish I wasn't addicted to the frigging TV!
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granted but now you're addicted to liver
I wish I didn't have so many stupid clients
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granted, but now all the doggies have uncontrollable, explosive diarhea! (had to get you back for the liver thing :P)
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oops!

I wish it was really spring already!
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tomorrows going to be 25 degrees!!! so your wish is granted.
I wish I didn't have 3 scrawny boys/men sprawled on my couch
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granted, but now your husband always wears skirts!!!! :LOL

I wish my husband was back so I could eat that darn tiramisu in the fridge!
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b*tch
granted but your husband shaves his head and wears nothing but overalls and lumberjack jackets
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Oh Shannon...what's your wish?????????????????????????lol

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wish please ?

ouch, btw. Now it's gettin' personal! :LOL (just kidding sweetie, you know I love ya!0
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I wish my dh had a but that looked good in his wranglers
(he's got a nice but, but not a wrangler but-IYKWIM)
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Wish granted, but his big beer stomach hangs over the jeans.

I wish I could get a new job.
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