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#1 of 65 Old 06-26-2005, 04:05 AM - Thread Starter
 
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My girl friends and I played a game were this was one of the questions...
What three things would you do if you woke up tomorrow a man?

1. pee outside without having to squat
2. grow a beard
3. do the "deed" :LOL

NEXT....

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#2 of 65 Old 06-26-2005, 05:40 PM
 
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1. be surprised
2 do the deed for sure :LOL
3. go without a shirt
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1) educate all the other men i know about male privilege and violence against women

2) go to an all-male sweat lodge

3) "do the deed"... with another guy
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My mom says:

1. Shave my face
2. Go to a strip club
3. Find out what it's like to get hard

If I woke up a man:

1. Go to a strip club
2. Go get my hair cut at a barber shop
3. Have sex with a woman
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I'd 1. go visit my mother :LOL
2. do something that required greater strength than I have - like build a wall or something.
3. I'm going w/pee on a tree.

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1.Find the nearest Dr willing to perform a sex change! (I LOVE being a girl!)
2. Continue being active in the feminist movement (get a feminist guy t-shirt?)
3. masturbate just once to see what it's like
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1. Roll back over and go back to sleep for a few hours. :LOL

2. have sex

3. sing, just to see what my voice sounds like
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#8 of 65 Old 07-03-2005, 01:17 PM
 
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Some others already said what I was gonna say:

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Originally Posted by lynsage
educate all the other men i know about male privilege and violence against women

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Originally Posted by mamimapster
Continue being active in the feminist movement (get a feminist guy t-shirt?)


Except for:



WORSHIP THE GODDESS

and









well. . . . I already pee on trees.
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#9 of 65 Old 07-04-2005, 06:37 AM
 
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1. get back to sleep
2. change my name :LOL
3. shop and buy some male clothes
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Gotta know what it's like to orgasm as a man
Pee my name in the snow

That's about it.
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#11 of 65 Old 07-04-2005, 11:12 AM
 
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I'd say:



"Oh Excuse me!

But, well. . . er. . .



Now that you're up, will you make me some breakfast? "
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Now that you're up, will you make me some breakfast? "
lol! :LOL
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Do nothing but navigate the remote ALL day, if I could stand it :LOL

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Oh and I wanna orgasm as a man~~~I just have to know :

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1. Stand to pee

2. Have sex / masturbate

3. Sleep all day
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Have sex with a man
Have sex with a woman
Masturbate

I figure if men think about sex that often it must be GREAT to be on their end and I want to experience it all, lol.
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Have a bris.
Have sex with a woman.
Masturbate.
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shave
enjoy being taller
go out and about and see if people treat me different
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Have a bris.
Have sex with a woman.
Masturbate.

Have a bris???
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have sex
aim correctly at the toilet.
test underwear to see which really is more comfortable. I'm thinking it has to be boxer briefs/jockey shorts.
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Sleep as much as my DH sleeps. :yawning:

At 5:30, say "What's for dinner?" After being told, go back to reading until called to the table.

Sit with my legs open and scratch my balls constantly. The way so many men do so much of that, it HAS GOT to be fun fun fun.

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Sit with my legs open and scratch my balls constantly. The way so many men do so much of that, it HAS GOT to be fun fun fun.
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I'd roll over and *poke* DP in the back... Just so he knows what it's like!

I'd also probably have to somehow convince him it was me...
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*freak out

*hit the gym

*ask for more money at work
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1. pretend not to recognize the kids' needs
2. get more pay at work
3. get a fair deal from the car repair person
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Have a bris???
You bet. http://www.jewfaq.org/birth.htm

This is NOT to start a discussion on the topic, please, just what I would do.
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* for sure check to see if i have the 'typically morning' organ

* figure out just how they play pocket billiards.

* put on jeans just to feel how different my crotch feels?

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Scratch my butt and fart a lot.

Get a BJ - I'm curious, what can I say?

Tweeze my ear hairs/trim my nose hairs so my DP wouldn't have to look at them.

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Knock myself in the testicles, to see if it really hurts *that bad* (what can I say, I think men are wimps!) :LOL
Write my name in the snow....
Tell my wife I'm starving....
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Calico, I'd do the same as you. Wimpy men...
Plus, I would drink a lot of beer and eat pizza and play video games and justify 10 straight hours of this because I "worked all week".
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OMG!! I totally thought of the beer and pizza thing, but I HATE beer, so that wouldn't work! :LOL
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