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#1 of 44 Old 12-01-2005, 04:24 PM - Thread Starter
 
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I got this game from another board. Make a sentence out of this and see what you come up with.

find your birthday...

January: I partied with
February: I had babies with
March: I felt up
April: I messed around with
May: I peed on
June: I robbed
July: I ate
August: I shot
September: I beat up
October: I dressed up as
November: I got married to
December: I had drunken sex with

Find the day of your birthday ...

1: some random girl
2: Michael Jackson
3: some random guy
4: a book
5: Frankenstein
6: Martha Stewart
7: a bottle of Hennesse
8: a flamingo
9: a bag of chips
10: a chair
11: **** Cheney
12: my English teacher
13: a Teletubby
14: myself
15: a pole
16: a penguin
17: a ninja
18: an apple
19: a box
20: my finger
21: George Bush
22: a cell phone
23: Ron Jeremy
24: a statue
25: a gnome
26: a hippo
27: my shoes
28: a prostitute
29: a porn star
30: my best friend
31: a cat

Find the FIRST letter of your FIRST name...

A: for the money
B: for the hell of it
C: and it sucked
D: to be cool
E: to be naked
F: to eat cheese
G: but my mom told me to
H: for my girlfriend
I: for my boyfriend
J: to be sexy
K: and I had twins
L: at school
M: because i was high.
N: and I got sick
O: and I threw up
P: and something shrank
Q: in the pool
R: and then I streaked
S: and it was boring
T: because I was drunk
U: for a shopping spree
V: and I liked it
W: in the dark
X: and I had a sex change
Y: under the sheets
Z: in a laundry matt

Mine is:
I partied with a prostitute for the hell of it.
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#2 of 44 Old 12-01-2005, 06:00 PM
 
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I ate a porn star and then I streaked.

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I felt up a teletubby for the hell of it.
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I had drunken sex with Frankenstein to be naked.
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I shot a penguin for the money
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ok, my dd(5) came in "you shot a penguin!!!!"
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EEEeeeuw

I messed around with a penguin for the money! Glad everyone's asleep here

Mama to B and O , wife to J and me to me! :
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I peed on Frankenstein because I was drunk!
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I beat up my finger and had twins.
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EEEeeeuw

I messed around with a penguin for the money! Glad everyone's asleep here

I won't tell if you don't....
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I messed around with a statue and it was boring



Cute, thanks
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LOL, this thread is funny!!
Mine is...

I beat up a bag of chips because I was high.

Hehehe...

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I peed on a statue to be naked! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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LOL, this thread is funny!!
Mine is...

I beat up a bag of chips because I was high.

Hehehe...
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I got married to Ron Jeremy for the money! It would have to be for the money b/c he's soooo gross if this is the guy I'm thinking of (the porn star).
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I had drunken sex with a gnome . . . and it was boring!
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I shot Dick Cheney and then I streaked.
And my son got married to himself to be sexy.
DD1 had drunken sex with a book at school.
DD2 messed around with a hippo for her girlfriend.

Ruth, single mommy to Leah, 19 (in Israel for another school year), Hannah, 18 (commuting to college), and Jack, 12(homeschooled)
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I dressed up as Martha Stewart to be naked.

Solo Mum to 4 and loving every minute of it!!!!
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I beat up a hippo for my girlfriend. Funny that, I didn't know I "swung" that way.

Wife to 1~Mom to 5 ages brand new to 12~Rural Mail Carrier~Keeper of 2 dogs, 1 cat & a flock of chickens :
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Mine:
I had babies with a pole and it sucked.

DH:
I had drunken sex with a bottle of Hennesse and it sucked.

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This is great!
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Had to do my DC... oh my!!!


DS#1...I ate a cell phone nd it sucked

DS#2...I peed on my finger to be naked (funny part is I can see this child doing just this!)

DS#3...I dressed up as my English teacher and I threw up :Puke

DD#1...I ate my best friend to be sexy

DD#2...I got married to an apple for the money
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I messed around with a pole for money
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DH was.. I bet up my english teacher to be sexy :
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I felt up George Bush for the money!

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ds: I ate a porn star because I was high
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dd: I beat up a penguin for the money
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dh: I had babies with a cell phone because I was high
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I peed on my shoes and I got sick.
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dh: I partied with my finger and it sucked.
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Both dds: I got married to a prostitute to be naked. Nice.......
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