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Old 05-14-2006, 01:14 AM
 
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I got drunk w/ a couple of MDC mamas tonight.

Warning. My hair got caught in a toy.




What is your worst habit?

I just made 6 gallons of wine.

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Old 05-14-2006, 01:29 AM
 
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OMG! this thread is too funny! I literally have tears from laughing so hard!

Tis the season, for hot apple cider!
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Where would you like to be in a year...
I got drunk with a couple of MDC mamas tonight.

I don't know if that even makes sense, but it struck me as funny

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Nice to see this thread again. Makes me laugh every time. And I learned something from it too. I never knew there was a "new posts" feature

Namaste, Tara
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what to do w/ bucket o' dog doo
Tried making your own sunblock???

Today my daughter is
Home Alone

Tis the season, for hot apple cider!
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Old 05-14-2006, 02:16 AM
 
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: My poor fat belly hurts from laughing so hard, I had to skip pages or I'd be crying!! :

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Paging Mama In The Boonies, Paging Mama In The Boonies


What is your worst habit?
What can I buy at costo's?
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Wedding gift suggestions?
How much would a mermaid sell for?

Toddlers repeat everything! The new word is...
Satallite Radio

Should I Go Out Tonight?
Tired of Kegels

I fell down the steps yesterday!
evolution of dance

Most Disgusting Processed Food?
Urgent Healing vibes please

Tell me what you think! I'm having a little party...
Well, bye-bye good landlord relations

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: poxybat those are some good ones
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Who else has a placenta in their freezer?
Toy suggestions for a 2 year old


Childrens Place 70s print dress 12mos REDUCED
If it smells like pee, it's the wrong one


What kind of exercise are you getting?
Snotty nose kids
(that booger wiping is a real workout!)


The crazy lady at my son's birthday party (long)
Anyone else hate having to share today with MIL?
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What are your cosleeping habits?
Trusting my body.

Alert on new 5 in 1 vaccine.
Keep the spiders/cobwebs away.

Vent: This is so hard for me.
So here it is...........
Got sent home from dayschool for "uncontained poops" AGAIN! :

Pros? Antis? Here's your chance...
ex wants to bring the new wife over...
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Wedding gift suggestions?
How much would a mermaid sell for?

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Old 05-14-2006, 10:23 PM
 
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Who else has a placenta in their freezer?
Do you know what's in your food? Blech.
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Old 05-14-2006, 10:33 PM
 
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Who else has a placenta in their freezer?
Toy suggestions for a 2 year old
she would have a ball with that!

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Old 05-15-2006, 01:27 AM
 
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two i found while browsing earlier...

My goat has mites!!!!
I am Proud to Announce...

Homebirth and Triplets
chaos in my life -

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What can I buy at costco's?
Is it me, or are Amish guys HOT?

I'm wondering what aisle at Costco's I go down to find the hot Amish guys.

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Old 05-15-2006, 02:42 AM
 
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our tenant is a royal B*()!
So now we have a bear...

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Old 05-15-2006, 03:15 AM
 
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our tenant is a royal B*()!
So now we have a bear...
oh the mental images!

ot: ann-marita, i noticed your location are you from lawrence?
ot2: i was voting for the name marita for my second dd, its my best friends name.

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Found one!!!

crap! dd just let the cat out of the bag!
What age is it not OK to be naked in front of the neighbors?
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I love hello kitty
How do you feel about active duty military mothers?
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What can I buy at Costcos
Debt Counseling


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*~ Let's Talk - Maternity Clothes! ~*
Do You Prepare an "In case of emer" Bag?

how to stop emotional eating
I need to vent/cry/pout...

OR
I need to vent/cry/pout...
tried making your own sunblock???
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just saw -
"can I just say..."
"my tenant is a royal B*..."
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My name is Kristina and I have B.O.

Bad odor in my home

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my evening... homeless people
Garlic smell???

Tis the season, for hot apple cider!
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My water just broke - hooray!
My first diaper!

My Name Is Earl - the question is....
what do you do for severe period cramps?

can you make your own cereal?
Saurkraut?

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My Name Is Earl - the question is....
what do you do for severe period cramps?


Earl with cramps,

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Share some of you favorite unique or nature inspired names!
banana smilie
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Oh, dang! That was what I was going to name my next son - Banana Smilie - and now it's all public and everything. It's ruined!

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I lost a year of my life!
My house is Clean !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Take the time to heal from your marriage before you move on with someone else. Make a list of all the qualities you would like in a new partner and then work on growing that way yourself. ~mandib50
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