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#1 of 2030 Old 03-08-2006, 01:01 PM - Thread Starter
 
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" I love my sister but...(vent)"

"I want to pee by myself!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Take the time to heal from your marriage before you move on with someone else. Make a list of all the qualities you would like in a new partner and then work on growing that way yourself. ~mandib50
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Well, I thought it was funny.

Take the time to heal from your marriage before you move on with someone else. Make a list of all the qualities you would like in a new partner and then work on growing that way yourself. ~mandib50
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Okay, I'll bite!


I'm Having a Breakdown...

...so I Went to the Fabric Store

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How Did You Explain to DC Why We Eat the Farm Animals and Fishies?

Do. Not. Cry.

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Ooo!! I love these threads!!

From "New Posts"

ISO Boys 3T clothes
Midwives NOT COVERED!

What HAVE you done that most people haven't?
Costco Members!

I knew this was going to happen but...
Just saying Hi from Vermont!

Can you believe what this pediatrician recommended at 9 months?
Vaccines for you cat.


tee hee
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I love these too...I was thinking about this just the other day.
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Oh my! DH is giving me strange looks as I read and chuckle to myself.
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Oh man! Those are too funny!
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I love these too, just couldn't find any to contribute when I first read this...off to look!
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EVERY time I see that title I read it as "I want to pee myself" and I think "Geeze, there's got to be better hobbies..."

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In "New Posts"...

HELP! Need ideas for grandparent gifts quickly!
16 Children
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Can I be uncrunchy & totally vain for a minute?
I'm a Golden Girl

Will someone pat me on the back please? And while you're there...
AF question...Almost embarrassed to ask because I *should* know...

Why don't you go show your grandma!
Where to get medium format negatives printed...?
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Wedding cash (Ca-Ching)

Work ethc anyone?
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Quote:
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Will someone pat me on the back please? And while you're there...
AF question...Almost embarrassed to ask because I *should* know...
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Menstrual Cycle Question
I am sick of it!

Welcome to the US - give me your foreskin
Interrogation
(ok, that one's just creepy)

Itchy cradle cap & itchy dry skin
What can a father do?
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is this a disaster waiting to happen?
Imagine there was no TAO


gassy baby
Wooooooo!!!


help me stop using sandwich bags
ISO large AIOs (gn/boy)


tee hee
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I think I am dying over here :
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Happy St. Patrick's Day
Everyone OPT OUT of this spy program
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Quote:
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help me stop using sandwich bags
ISO large AIOs (gn/boy)


How about :

"co-sleeping isn't safe"
I have no backbone!

(as I visualize an invertibrae mama trying to co-sleep with a human baby.)

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right now you have on page 1

This website has been suspended

underneath it

BWHAHAHAHAHA




pretty hilarious.
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Need To Change
Ds and Food
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Upgrading, perhaps?
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Yesterday I saw

I love cheese
My husband hates stinky cheese

and 2 lines down kinda lonely...

Where did the other cheese threads go?

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"what we've gained in 3 years in Iraq"
"Sopranos Fans"

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"what we've gained in 3 years in Iraq"
"Sopranos Fans"
(and not much else!)
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Hehe I am trying to talk my dh into ...
I can't put my finger on my feelings right now
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And since I posted that....

Take me seriously!
Today's my 47th birthday!

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travel to Amsterdam?
I finally did it!!!

Can I whine for a moment? It's about that birthday yesterday...
Have you ever wanted to "chew out" someone online?
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Ok I got mine from new posts too:

Birth Plan
Why do they do this?

Social Skills (or Lack thereof)
On superficial judgements and mothering

Weight gain?
I need 3 volunteers

My ex just made me laugh
I feel like a complete failure

Mother of 3, welcomed a new baby girl July 2011

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