Last weekend my husband and I were out with our kids and our LO needed to eat. Naturally, I just started breastfeeding her, but then I felt a little exposed because we were suddenly surrounded by a bunch of people, so I asked for my nursing cover. He responded, "Why? If people stare, just shoot them with some milk!" We had a good laugh and then I said, "I don't think my aim or distance is nearly that good, Babe." He was shocked by this admission. "Why not!? What do you do all day!? You know I'd have targets set up all over the house!"
And that's one more reason these things are left to us women lol
i have totally experimented with range and target.
it started when my DS wanted to nurse, but was extremely distracted. I was annoyed, so I squirted at him to get his attention...and well, DS just thought it was the finniest thing ever! so i experimented a bit...but now he tries to do it, which is kind of weird, so I am hoping he forgets about it.
But that is totally funny that your DH told you to squirt them!!
Mommy to DS born 11-10-10 And DD born 6-3-13
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