Ugh Ugh Ugh.
I swear I am the clumsiest creature on two legs these days. And my brain's not at full capacity, either, so that doesn't help.
DH drives a pickup truck; a Ford F250, one of the larger type ones. He has a cap on the back/bed of the truck. I went to put something in the bed yesterday, and tried to open the tailgate, which of course, won't open till you open the window on the cap (I hope you guys can picture this, because otherwise, I just sound like a ranting loon. Which is nothing new for me, but still)
So, I reached up to open the window of the cap, without relatching the tailgate, because I'm the biggest moron EVER, and as soon as the window started to raise up, the tailgate came smashing down, RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF MY BELLY!
I was worried for a couple minutes but then the baby started moving around as usual, and I just have a bit of soreness on my side. I'd say my pride is more wounded than anything else.
We've been joking around that when this baby pops out, the first thing he/she's gonna do is PUNCH the dog in the FACE, because my dog really irritates the baby. :LOL He just won't leave my belly alone, loves to lay down with his head resting on my belly and such. And the baby delights in decking him from inside. :LOL
Now, we say the first thing that baby's gonna do is punch the dog, the second thing baby does will be to give me a good smack upside the head.
In other news, BH contractions suck. In case you were wondering.
It struck me the other day that I"m really not going to be pregnant much longer. And I am so going to miss feeling this way. I'm really going to miss feeling my baby rolling around and punching and kicking and fluttering about. I'm also going to miss everyone telling me how GOOD I look :LOL
We ran into DH's cousin, who had a baby via C-section two months ago, yesterday, and she asked me how far along I was. I said "6 months" and she about died. "OH MY G-D! You do NOT look that far along! Ma! Remember when I was 6 months? I was out to HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE" Her mother, for the record, agreed vehemently. :LOL
Hope everyone else is as giggly as I am today.