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Originally Posted by darien View Post
Today ds4 was pushing a picture of Pres. Obama across the kitchen floor by blowing on it (Who knows why!). I was in his path, so he decided to go under me, saying "Spread your legs for President Obama, Mommy!"

These are way too funny! Thanks for the belly laughs!

ETA - sometimes, in a not great parenting moment, I have been known to say, "Just a minute! I only have two hands!" Well the other day, dd1 was getting smart with dh who was trying to get her moving and ready for the day. She said, "Just a minute! I only have two hands.... and [said with great thoughfulness and sense of reflection] two legs... and one nose... and two feet... " etc on and on, cataloguing her body parts. Too funny.

Me + Dh = Dd1(9.5 yrs) + Dd2(7 yrs) and Ds(4.5 yrs)
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