Originally Posted by dnr3301
never thought I'd have to make a "we wear underwear while using scissors" rule
:
"we don't ride the cat like a horse"
"we don't put bobby pins in our penis"
"we don't barf into peoples hands when we don't like our food"
"we don't eat coconut foot cream"
"we don't put unwanted food/toys between mom's boobs"
"we don't give people our boogers"
"we don't try to look at our yoni when we pee, pee goes everywhere"
dd arches her pelvis to watch herself pee and then the pee arcs over the toilet seat. our bathroom always smells so fresh.
We do not:
draw on our arms, hands, back, the floor or mommy's truck with markers - especially not sharpies.
pee pee on the grass in public, when a toilet is available
stick thermometers, pens, coins in our vulva/ vagina
sit on the counter with a nakie butt
lick the tub
we don't ...
eat toothpaste.
say "what the frickin he$#" when grandma is around.
use our fingers to eat dip from the dip bowl at a potluck table
cut holes in our new socks
play in the cat litter
pee in the veggie garden
I'll add
we don't put food in our vagina/butt cracks
we don't draw on the walls
we don't spit food out at the table
we don't spit in peoples/animals faces
we don't pee on the floor/carpet/car seat/bath tub/outside/couch/chairs
we don't play with pooh/dogs pooh included
we don't sit on cats
we don't ride dogs like horses and pull on their ears like reigns
You all covered the basics...feel like I'm repeating myself, lol...I guess they're all the same!
No talking with a boob in your mouth *ouch*
If you want to wrestle you have to wear clothes
Don't eat food you find under furniture
You have to wear pants to feed the chickens
Originally Posted by sparkygirl74
No talking with a boob in your mouth *ouch*
If you want to wrestle you have to wear clothes
Don't eat food you find under furniture
You have to wear pants to feed the chickens
We don't pick lint off our diaper and eat it.
We don't pick junk out of the dog's paw and eat it.
We don't walk backwards into the dogs and fall all over them.
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