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#1 of 11 Old 02-26-2012, 03:01 PM - Thread Starter
 
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1.  She puts a question mark at the end of every word.

2.  She does her crazy nakey-butt dance on the bed the instant you take off her diaper.

3.  She does her Stewie imitation. (Her:  Mommy?  Me: Yes?  Her:  Mommy?  Me:  What is it, Bea?  Her:  Mommy?  Me:  WHAT?? etc.)

 

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When he bulges his eyes out and strains his neck while talking slowly.

 

"Maaa-maaa. I noooot tiiirrreeeddd." Said in a deep voice. smile.gif

 

Or the complete opposite, when they start shrieking uncontrollably at each other while laughing. 

 

Gil: "EEK!"
Victor: "EEEEK!"

Gil: "GACK!"
Victor: "EEEK! ACKK!"

Gil: "GAAAHH!!!"
Victor: "EEEEEEEK!"

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When we're reading stories, and he uses his thumb and forefinger to hold his eyelids open. Yes, it looks ridiculous, and yet makes me laugh so hard.

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When she has a toddler orgasm upon the sight of her blankey and she starts groaning, "blaaaaank! blaaaaaaank! keeeeeeeeee!" My cousin told her one time, "No one loves there blankey that much!" haha.

 

Or when something makes her laugh so hard that she ends up crying and then bawling.


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...he starts rubbing his eyes and staring off into space.

...comes over to me and says " I wanna hold you mommy".

...when he says, mommy I go get in my bed (he NEVER goes straight to his bed unless he's sleepy. Ever).

...he lies on the couch to watch tv. Any other time he's standing up acting out scenes.

...when he asks for his blanket. 


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When she has a toddler orgasm upon the sight of her blankey and she starts groaning, "blaaaaank! blaaaaaaank! keeeeeeeeee!" My cousin told her one time, "No one loves there blankey that much!" haha.

 

Or when something makes her laugh so hard that she ends up crying and then bawling.



That is totally hilarious!!! 

 

My 18 mo asks to nurse, rubs his eyes or face, or my personal favorite eyesroll.gif: gets really rough. As in he starts hitting, rolling, climbing and pulling on people and things with no regard for his or anyone else's safety. I know it's time to leave when my DS grabs and starts pulling his cousin's hair hard enough to make the preteen cry!


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I know my toddler's tired when she collapses at my feet and moans, "I neeeeeeed mama milk!!"  

 

I know my toddler's tired when we offer her cookies or some other sugary treat and she says "no thank you, just mama milk."  

 

I know my toddler's tired when she climbs onto my lap and starts pressing her mouth against my shirt. 

 

Boy, it would be nice to have a toddler do something other than nurse to sleep... eyesroll.gif

 

 

Oh, and one more.  I know my toddler's tired when she throws fits over totally irrational things. 

 

An example from yesterday: 

DD: "Mama, I wanna go home in YOUR car." 

Me: "Honey, we came here in Papa's car."

DD: "No we DIDN'T!  We came in YOUR car!"  

Me: "No, my car is at home in the garage." 

DD: "No, your car is HERE!  It's in the parking lot!  We have to take YOUR car!!  No no no no no!!!"  

[Cue kicking and screaming, and wrestling her into her carseat where she promptly falls asleep]  

 

 

 


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Right about the time I find myself Googling "How to sell a child on the black market"

 

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Right about the time I find myself Googling "How to sell a child on the black market"

 

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When he lays down on the floor or the couch and just lays there for a minute! Any other time, he's scampering around like a hyperactive puppy.

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She starts crying over nothing, or bouncing off the walls.

 

It's so funny to read these other ones - Toddlers are hilarious.


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