Tonight I have homework why is tonight the night you decide to stay up soooooo late. Its midnight and not just stay up but poop in your last nighttime diaper. Then when I fashion you a makeshift diaper you poop in that one too? Then bite me as I try to nurse you to sleep for the 234759th time? Go to bed my mini sir!!
toddlers are a physical manifestation of Murphy's law in my experience lol. They only dawdle when you're in a hurry, freak out about putting on clothes when there's a doctor's appointment or major family function to get to and stay up when mom is desperate for them to sleep ASAP. I read your post and saw our lives in it. I hope the little guy eventually let you get some work done. Nothing but sympathy and commiseration here