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...you realize that you don't have a slow drain at all, it just generally functions better without two Hot Wheels jammed into it.

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He nurses while playing the nearby toy piano with his toes....oh my life...wouldn't trade it for anything!
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You take off your clothes at the end of the day....... and food falls out. 

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You take off your clothes at the end of the day....... and food falls out. 
Lol soo true.

You go to put your shoes on but must remove a rubber duck first.
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Your colleagues no longer even blink or comment when you show up at work with a coffee cup in one hand and a sippy cup in the other (to put in the fridge for the ride home with the toddler).

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Mine just turned a year so I'm new to this toddlerhood thing ahah!!

 

 

You know you're the parent of a toddler when...

- all your bottom shelves are empty.

- all the children's books you have are half-eaten... by the toddler.

- after an exhausting day you can't wait for him to go to bed, but when he's finally asleep you talk about him to your spouse, friends, family and on social networks. And/or you look at pictures of him.

- The notes you leave to your spouse look something like this : Hope you have a good day. He pooped twice. Poop pail needs to be emptied ASAP. Love you, xxxx


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