"Let's not cuddle the pastrami."
cancer-beating wife to DH since 7/4/09, mother to DS 5/1/11 + DD 8/21/2013
We are potty training right now and spending a lot of time sans pants. If I had a nickel for every time I've said the phrase "The ___ (koosh ball, pair of shorts, telescope, whatever) doesn't go on your vulva"...
"Here, this peach tastes better than that license plate."
"The cat doesn't want you to pick his nose."
Naturopathic physician, licensed acupuncturist, writer, avid commuting cyclist and community-theater performer; joyful mother of Kathryn (adopted summer 2011) and Luthien (born 11.30.12), and guardian of seven feline ascended masters!
While trying to get her to put on her pull-up: " no you may not put the bib in your vulva, now put on the fudging diaper!!!" We are all about no profanity around here.
"Actually, you DO have to cover your penis before the pizza man gets here."
"You get back here with Mommy's placenta pills. RIGHT. NOW!!!!"
“It is simply no longer possible to believe much of the clinical research that is published, or to rely on the judgment of trusted physicians or authoritative medical guidelines.” - Marcia Angell, M.D., former NEJM Editor Private Parts are Private Property!
I had something for this thread in the last day or two but didn't have time to dig up the thread. If it comes back to me I'll come back and post it.
May God bless you and His Blessed Mother Mary keep you! :-)
yes, you do have to pee in the potty. no not on the doormat. NO, NOT on the kitchen floor. NO NOT ON THE FUDGING HIGHCHAIR, THE POOOOOTTTYYY!!!