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#31 of 50 Old 05-15-2014, 08:42 PM
 
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"Let's not cuddle the pastrami."

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"Put your dress back on and stop putting fish in your belly button!" - said to my 3 yo during dinner.
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Stop licking the oven!

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Stop riding the cat!


Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. ~Dylan Thomas

 

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Stop hitting your sister with the spatula!  Here, why don't you play with the sword? 

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We are potty training right now and spending a lot of time sans pants. If I had a nickel for every time I've said the phrase "The ___ (koosh ball, pair of shorts, telescope, whatever) doesn't go on your vulva"... 

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"Please take the Altoid out of your butt."

He did. Then he ate it.
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"Stop chasing the robot!" We had a roomba. ;)


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"We do not put our heads in the toilet when it's flushing...or ever!"

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"Here, this peach tastes better than that license plate."

"The cat doesn't want you to pick his nose." 


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Don't lick the doorknobs!
Stop trying to fart on your sister!
Do NOT put Lego up your nose! Or in your ear! Or in your pants!

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Hey! You may not hit me with your head!


May God bless you and His Blessed Mother Mary keep you!  :-)

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To DD during dinner: "don't lick my plate!"
While trying to get her to put on her pull-up: " no you may not put the bib in your vulva, now put on the fudging diaper!!!" We are all about no profanity around here.
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No peeing on the welcome mat, please!

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You are *not* going in my tummy again! You are *not* yummy! I am *not* going to eat you!

May God bless you and His Blessed Mother Mary keep you!  :-)

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"Please stop putting the recycling sticker on the dog's head".
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no, I will not give you my drivers licence. these blueberries are better than my hairspray. no you may not eat that invoice!

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Don't touch that goose!
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"The cat does not like to play horsey. Get off!"

"Actually, you DO have to cover your penis before the pizza man gets here."

"You get back here with Mommy's placenta pills. RIGHT. NOW!!!!"

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