OMG I said the EXACT same thing a few weeks back AFTER pinning my LO down and swiping my hand to the back of her throat to remove the moldy bean she was trying to swallow!
We have a very affectionate puppy and I had to keep telling DS that we can't give the puppy kisses like the puppy kisses us. Every time Ds tries to love on the pup he tries to lick him all over. -.-"
My older girls were 1 and 3, I actually said, "Girls, please stop licking the microwave." My DH said, "Did you ever think you would have to say that to anybody?" I don't remember what was in the microwave, evidently I was defrosting something yummy. I had to clean Baby-Tongue marks off it it.
I read this and my first thought was you had missed the point of the thread because this is almost an everyday statement in my house. I forgot how weird it was!
To my then 2 year old who was working in the garden with us. She was making "soup" in a bucket with water, dirt and whatever plants and twigs she could find. Then I noticed one foot was bare and while I was trying to figure out where it had gone she sat down, took he other shoe off, threw it in the muck and started stirring with a stick.
"Stay out of the washing machine, that's dangerous for little kids, DANGEROUS! .... Now pick up your sword and let's go.. " (It's plastic of course but I laughed at the way it must have sounded to anyone listening behind the door
To DD2 and her cousin recently ~ "Nothing in the dog's butt, please!!" Five minutes later "The cat won't stand for it either, and NO we can't get the guinea pig out, before you even ask!" Step awaaaay from the pets!
"I don't know why you aren't related to broccoli, my love."
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