The truest answer to violence is love. The truest answer to death is life. The only prevention for violence is for the heart to have no violence within it. We cannot prevent evil through any system devised by mankind. But we can grapple with evil and defeat it, but only with love—real love.
But like others here, there's something just about every day. At the grocery store the other evening he started shouting, "Time to GO!! Time to GO-oooo!"
He cracks me up!
ex-Californian, making my way on the East Coast with DS (10), DS (6) and WAHDH. Former extended BF'er, co-sleeper, and baby-wearer. Remembering how to garden.
drying off after a shower.
I couldn't help but chuckle while asking what?
what are you laughing about?
Him: You have REALLY big "belly-buttons"
Looking where he was pointing I realized he was pointing at my
<edited to add - just thought I might mention he was about three years old at the time>
Also, at the zoo today, we were watching the Mama Lioness, Daddy Lion, and two year old cubs napping in the shade (just a foot away, behind a glass window). The male lion got up, yawned, mounted the female, and did his thing, we saw it all. DS yelled "He's on the mama's back!" over and over. And then I heard an older toddler say "Yeah, look! They are playing LEAPFROG!!!!":LOL :LOL :LOL
hmmm.. I can't think of the funniest thing ever.. he says funny stuff all the time.. That's a tough one...
Makes me laugh every time
Lol about the "Mama's penis" thing; my ds used to say the same.
So we acted it out, me as troll, dd as the goats. First the pig -- "you can't eat me, I'm too little!" (in a very sweet little voice.) Then the goat (got her order mixed up) -- "you can't eat me, I'm too... big!" Then the rabbit -- "you can't eat me, I'm too... too... I'm too medium!!"
When I got done laughing, I corrected her and told her what it said. When we were driving along today, she pointed to the same sign and said, "Pee-Pee Boys!"
"No, hon," I said. "You know it doesn't say 'Pee-Pee Boys.' What does it really say?"
She thought a moment and then said, "Pee-pee GIRLS!"
What a hoot!
Baudelaire and dd 12-14-00
I just about died!!!!! Lets see I know there are more!!
and he'll say at everything in Wal-Mart....."that's 25 bucks --MAN!"
and the strangest thing ever!! We needed to get more sand for the sandbox. He came in from outside and said "We don't need more sand, b/c you are going to marry me." I have NO idea where he got that!!
Gosh, I could think of 1000000 of these! 3 year olds make you laugh and cry from frustration sometimes too!!
our little monkey says something crazy each and every day it seems. One that really sticks out was something she told me a couple of weeks ago. I was stepping out of the shower drying off and she stared at me all quiet for a second and then proclaimed 'mama has fuzz on her vulva!' 'how'd that get there'?
One day we were in the store and the baby started to cry. Ds (3 at the time) says to me very loudly "Mommy! Pick up that baby and milk her!"
My niece (25 months) calls our dog Tiffany "Timothy" and says "Ewww nasty Timothy" without anyone ever telling her that Tiffany is nasty. She also calls chocolate "truck-it" which took us forever to figure out. And she says "Mermaid Man" constantly -- we have no idea where she got that one.
She went into her room, and came back with a nickel from her piggy bank. She said, "Mama, I'll give you a quarter if you get up now."
|And she says "Mermaid Man" constantly -- we have no idea where she got that one.|
DD says HUH? to everything and just smiles, she thinks it's hilarious. We tell her "cookie" and she says "huh?" then smiles knowing she can say it, but just won't lol
My ds (3) woke up from a nap the other day and stands in the doorway of the loungeroom I am in and says loudly
I said "Hi darl"
He says " Mum? Its me......(pause) Joshua"
I laughed and said, "yes I see you!"
LOL I dont have any other kids so this was funny.
:LOL I guess I can see a little resemblance.... :LOL
Last weekend we went to a chidlren's musuem and ds was busy painting in the art room. Dh looked out the window and pointed out a blue jay perched outside. He then said to ds, "you could paint the blue jay" ds looks up briefly from his painting and says calmly, "no, fly away."
One day one of us thought it would be funny to say "I eat poop" and Ben replied, "Eww, at-di-kuh-tin." (Typing it takes out all the cuteness!)
Reiily is 15 months now and walks up to EVERY license plate, points at the letters, and says "Oh". Ben is 4 and reading, so we think this is Reilly's imitation of reading--pointing at the letters and making the sound.
But guess what? Starting today he ONLY points at the letter O or number 0 and says "Oh". At 15 months?