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My mom came over to visit unexpectedly not too long ago, and as she's sitting primly on the edge of the couch, attempting not to actually touch any of the crap scattered around her, DD comes wandering out from behind the sofa with my hot pink gspot vibe in her hand.
I almost leapt over the kitchen counter to snatch it out of her hand before she handed it to my mother.
I MUST clean this house. I have no idea when or how or why my vibe ended up behind the sofa. It has been missing for a while, tho.
My girls (4.75 and 3 yo) found a catalog the other day of "private things"... they were pointing to a fleshy looking dildo and saying, "Ewww, it's a worm! This means she [pointing to sexy lingeree model] is made of worrrrrrms! Ewww!" (I took it away, as casually as possible, and hid it better.)
At any rate, my house is messy all the time. Like a war zone. It's the bane of my existence. I feel like I was dropped into a 24/7 high pressure job with absolutely no training at all. All my mama firends claim to have messy homes, but I guarantee I would make each of them look like June Cleaver. I'm a good wife, good mama, a pretty good person... I just can NOT get this housekeeping thing together. I am a bad housekeeper. Maybe we can work that into the role play... "I'm such a naughty housewife, see how I don't put the laundry away?" Hehe!
I think you deserve kudos for being able to *find* your Astroglide!!!
|Originally Posted by transformed
Sex is way more important to me than cleaning up.
Freethinking Earth-mama of five.
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