...but not regarding baby - I managed to slice my thumb up and need 4 stitches!
I was irritated that my knives weren't sharp, so sharpened one and started making dinner. I was tired, back hurt so bad, and I just wasn't paying attention. My mind was elsewhere and my thumb got mistaken for part of a portabello mushroom....
I'll tell you what, I have had a natural childbirth before, and I'm sure the amnesiac hormones my body released deleted a lot of the reality from my brain, but I swear the pain I felt last night right after I cut myself was the worst I've ever felt. I screeched so loud my DH came running, and he's usually more the "saunter" type!
When I walked into the ER, the woman at the desk looked at me, picked up the phone and said, "I'll have them come get you." I said, "I'm not in labor, I cut myself." I guess my humongous belly aptly drew her attention from the bloody towel wrapped around my thumb.
I'm glad everything will be fine, but am actually pretty upset. I was trying SO hard to have everything perfectly in order for the birth, to not get sick, etc., and then I go and slice and dice myself. Oh well, it'll be funny in retrospect, right?