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Old 01-11-2006, 02:35 PM - Thread Starter
 
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After my last birth the most uncomforable thing was hemorrhoids. They didn't stick around very long (about a week), but they were much worse then any brusing or skidmarks on my vagina or perinieum.

So I was looking around for what to do about hemorrhoids, and I found this

Hemorr-Ice®- a specially shaped ice pack for hemorrhoids
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Old 01-11-2006, 03:33 PM
 
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When I showed the pic to DH, his comment was:

"Mmmm . . . a butt-plug popsicle."

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Whoa!

The person that invented that thing must have been either a little odd or absoultely driven into desperation by 'roids....


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What are skidmarks?

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Old 01-11-2006, 07:32 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Birth Junky, my dh thought it was funny too!

ahwuko, Skidmarks are the little tears that don't need stiches, some are just cracks.
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2-3min???eeep... an ice cube placed inside melts within 30seconds (or less).. i couldn't imagine trying to have that there for 2-3 min!!! Then again, you'd not have water running outta the arse, LOL. (and yes the cold is SOOOO soothing!)

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