Join Date: Nov 2008
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
when i was preg. an older woman came up to me and started asking me these personal questions, was there a fatherm did i know who he was, how old was i, etc. all i could think of to say back in my witless 9 month pregnant state was, "since we're exchanging personal info, what size bra do you wear?" probably not that funny, but the shock value lasted long enough for me to waddle away whil she stood there gaping at me.....
My favorite comback was when I was pregnant and an old biddy checked out my ring-less hand. (I was technically still married, but my husband had already left to be with his mistress.) She said, "You know, kids NEED a DAD."
I said, "Mary's kid did okay without a dad. You know, Jesus?"
I'm not Christian at all but i figured she might be - she left in a huff, haha!
|150 members and 18,191 guests|
|1babysmom , agentofchaos , alada , Allan Fernandes , AmandaBrooke , americanjuly , AMG , AndtheStars , angeebaby , atremag , aylasebmom , babytobe , badwolf092087 , bananabee , bannerd , bellyfruit , bex415 , BigMama101 , BirthFree , blissful_maia , bluefaery , Brittee , bubbagirl , carnelianlight , Catholic Mama , ChasingDreams , chickabiddy , Chipi , cini , copperfox , Crazybean , Crimson8 , cynthia mosher , dahlia810 , DariusMom , Dawn's mom , Deborah , easydoesit , elliha , emmy526 , EMRguy , farmermomma , featherstory , FloridaBorn , frugalmama , funfunkyfantastic , Gracelynsmama , gracelynsmama72 , greenemami , hakunangovi , happyhats , healthy momma , hillymum , hmcgee12 , ian'smommaya , Jackie0650 , JadePlant , jazzmom74 , jcdfarmer , jordyn7465 , junipermuse , K703 , kateaton , kathymuggle , Kelleybug , kittycat1 , Lauren G H , LiLStar , littlebear3 , loba , lolo77 , LoriJade , loveandlight33 , LTurtle , mama24-7 , mamabear0314 , mariamadly , marilyn612 , Maurine , mckenke5 , mearph , meeba , MeepyCat , mhoie , Milk8shake , Mirzam , missmason , moominmamma , morrisk429 , MPsSweetie , NaturallyKait , need2know23 , Nenya , newmamalizzy , nikkialys , Nonie's mom , oaksie68 , oasis84 , orangemomma , Paxjourney , PeaceLily2010 , persephassa , Piskito , pokeyac , primalmom , pulcetti , Ragana , Reyhan , richardbarl , Rodrigo Passos Andrade , RollerCoasterMama , Rosehip , rubelin , sabrosina , SandiMae , sarafl , SecondtimeMama , shantimama , Shmootzi , shoeg8rl , siennaflower , smalltimehero , Snydley , sofreshsoclean , Springshowers , spruce22 , spunk , stace345 , StellaLuna85 , stellanyc , thtr4me , Tigerle , toothfairy2be , TrishWSU , typebug , Valerie11 , Veritas Vitae , VS Angela , Wild Lupine , Xerxella , zoeyzoo , zzzzzzane|
|Most users ever online was 449,755, 06-25-2014 at 12:21 PM.|