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#151 of 155 Old 05-15-2009, 01:35 AM
 
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you know when your a parent when you have a break from the kids you still find yourself watching the cartoons.
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One hippo all alone
Calls two hippos on the phone
Three hippos at the door
Bring along another four
Five hippos come over dressed
And give hippos show up with a guest!
Seven hippos arrive in a sack
And eight hippos sneak in the back
Nine hippos come to work
and ALL THE HIPPOS GO BESERK!
All through the hippo night
Hippos play with great delight
But at the hippo break of day
All the hippos go away
Nine hippos and a beast join
Eight hippos riding east
While seven hippos going west
Leave six hippos quite distressed
Five hippos then set forth
With four hippos headed north
Three hippos says "good day"
And the last two hippos go their way
One hippo, alone once more
Misses the other fourty-four

Wow... I cannot believe I just remembered that without help!

::: Yay! I'm not weird!

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You're in the middle of the grocery store when you notice that you haven't latched your nursing bra back into place.
OMG - I cannot even count how many times this has happened to me!!!

Surviving sleep deprivation one day at a time with dd (Oct '11) & ds (Oct '08).

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I so love love this thread! I have laughed so much and so hard my ribs hurt! GOODNESS.
· you go to a friends house and see a knife, toothpick, breakable item on the counter and you move them out of the way even when your friend has no kids and yours are at home.
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Having to explain to a 3 old how baby ended up in your tummy. Having to say " no honey, I didn't swallow the baby" when they wonder how it's got in your tummy if you didn't get it in through your mouth.
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