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#31 of 39 Old 07-31-2010, 12:55 PM
 
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These are so funny!!!

My 3 y/o DD asked me very loudly once "Do you have poop or pee mommy? If you have poop I can tell you a story since you dont have books, ok mommy?"


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*****Choking and crying and gasping for air***** OMG this is so hilarious!

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These are so funny!!!

My 3 y/o DD asked me very loudly once "Do you have poop or pee mommy? If you have poop I can tell you a story since you dont have books, ok mommy?"

too cute!
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When DS was ~2.5 and potty training:
"Point it down Mommy"
"Now wipe Mommy"
"Now flush Mommy"
"Have to wash hands Mommy"
"Now dry hands Momm"


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I was at Target the other day and the little girl (was about 4) in the stall next to me said "Why do you wear earrings under your panties Mama?". I tried to muffle it, but a little snicker came out.
LOL! What was the answer??
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Not in a bathroom but funny at least to me.

Both of my children were (are) verbally precocious and willing to share new words. Both have shouted new words in very public places. They both know and use the proper terms at home and with family but in general public we now use the terms Girl/ boy parts. For just this reason....


DD standing in the middle of the mall " penis penis PENIS " and then "Vagina Vagina VAGINA" aT 12 months. the little old ladies (about a dozen different ones about passed out when they heard it. My sis and I about died Laughing at the looks on their faces.(it was cute,and alittle embarassing)

Ds About 18 mos at the Zoo doing exactly the same thing(to a different tune ) FIL was there, thank God he could not understand him.... everyone else could though ROF LMAO

Recently he started asking me LOUDLY "Mommy why did you POOP in your Diaper" "Poop goes in the potty!" 2 weeks post partum It is a mom pad thank you very much (Why I can't get him to understand this is probably related to his age huh?)
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Mom, why do you have so much fur on your bottom?
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Gosh these are funny!

Said to my friend Millie by her almost three-year-old neice:

"Why Millie, you have a beard just like my mother!"

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"Mommy, you have a lot of hair on your butt. That's gross."

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