Join Date: Jun 2005
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Oh, and I'm planning to write the birth story sometime soon, but until then, here are some fine things I yelled during labor:
"Somebody get this F*#&*ng turtle out of my a$$" (it was a floating thermometer)
"You all need to read the rules about being QUIET"
"What did I tell you about being QUIET"
"SHUT THE F&#* UP ALREADY, like I told you!"
Oh, and when we were at 9.5 cm and even though my water had broken hours ago, there was a little forebag left, and the MW wanted to break it, my response was "Are you sure you know how to do that?"
Thank god midwives aren't phased by anything. Unfortunately, we had a nurse who was about 12 years old and obviously hadn't seen a lot of natural childbirths. She actually said at one point "I don't appreciate being yelled at" OH WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU! Unless you're going to come over and push this baby out, that is.