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#31 of 42 Old 10-01-2006, 08:01 PM
 
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I danced with a squirrel because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Um . . . OK
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I kicked a ninja because I was drunk.....


Well... thats not too far off... not now obviously because im preggers, but on a good none pregnant night, i just might kick a ninja because im drunk....
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I loved a spoon because I'm cool and that's how I roll.

I do love a spoon when it has a big bite of vanilla ice cream with my homemade chocolate syrup on it...my favorite after dinner treat right now. Yummy!
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i smoked a superhero because i was high. well, that makes since.


the chuck norris one is my favorite. :
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: these are hilarious!!

I did the macarena with my neighbor becasue I was drunk.!

True, I would have to be loaded to be caught doing the macarena with anybody!!

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i yelled at a pickle because i'm cool like that
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I did the macarena with a spoon because I'm naked.

And now I'm just plain old concerned about myself...
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hopping in from nov ddc because these are just too hilarious.... personally,
I sang to an ipod because I'm sexy and I know what I want.
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I did the macarena with a goat because I am cool! These made me laugh- of course I probably could use more sleep! LOL!
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I dry humped my neighbor because I was high!!
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I dry humped my neighbor because I was high!!
So now I've got that awful "Afro Man" song from a couple of years ago stuck in my head..."because I got high, because I got high...because I got high!!"
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