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#1 of 42 Old 09-30-2006, 08:58 PM - Thread Starter
 
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Pick the month you were born:


January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over


Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Superhero
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm naked.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I love my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself
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I kicked a stuffed animal because I'm cool?

Gee, I'm not very nice today.

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Uhhh...<clears throat> I loved my sister because I was naked.

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I smoked my neighbor because I'm cool?

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I ran over your mom because that's how I roll!

HAHAHA! I am from September but I just had to play! I'm an October mama as of tomorrow, anyway!

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I loved a superhero because that's how I roll...:

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I murdered a football player because I can't control myself!!

OUR DAUGHTERS ARE PROTECTED SHOULDN'T OUR SONS BE TOO! :
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Oh dear , this is too funny....maybe I'm just easy to entertain!!

I danced with a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want!!
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I smoked a superhearo because I'm sexy and I do what I want

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I loved a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

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My DH said we all need help. I loved a squirrel because I was drunk. I think I am very tired and suffering from pregnancy insominia.

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I danced with a birdbath because I'm naked.

(If anyone ever questioned my claims of insanity before now, they're eating their words right now)
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I yelled at a permanent marker because the voices told me to. Hee hee. That works too well.
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I yelled at my neighbour because I can't control myself
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I kicked an ipod because that's how I roll.
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I murdered myself because that's how I roll : that sucks.
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I ran over a homeless guy because I'm sexy and I do what I want! I like the sexy part though...ha ha...especially as I sit here in my dh's shirt and PJ pants eating ice cream - I can still be sexy...:
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I choked on a football player because I can't control myself
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I choked on a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want

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I yelled at my neighbor because I'm cool like that

This is too fun.
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I have tears running down my face from this thread! If I laugh any harder I swear I will go into labor! Keep 'em coming. and get those September mamas over here!

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"I dry humped Chuck Norris because I hate myself." : I don't hate myself but I definetely would if I actually did that. Why Chuck Norris?

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Not in your ddc, but I had to post because ~gilli~, we have the same birthday! I danced with a fireman because that's how I roll.

ETA- I thought you improvised "macareana" for dance. I didn't see it before. I guess we don't have the same b-day

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and planning to eat it again
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Um, yeah. I murdered a fork because I was drunk.
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I sang to a goat because I'm a ninja.



I just couldn't resist checking out this thread - it was on 'new posts' and it intrigued me.

Thanks for the smiles!
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I dry humped a birdbath because I hate myself. Ouch.

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Apparently . . . I smoked a baseball bat because I can't control myself.

Hmmm.

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Awe, this is so not me:
I kicked a homeless guy because I'm cool like that!
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I sang to a goat because I'm a ninja.



I just couldn't resist checking out this thread - it was on 'new posts' and it intrigued me.

Thanks for the smiles!
another one who couldn't resist

I murdered a monster because I hate myself...
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