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#1 of 14 Old 01-23-2007, 12:57 AM - Thread Starter
 
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Farts!

I have had the most horrible gas lately!!! I just fart on and on for probably 30 seconds without stopping! Maybe it's the tabbouleh I keep eating! And, the bran cereal, and the grapefruit, etc. etc....
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...my husband is jealous
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Liz, That was a good and needed laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks
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That's hilarious! My husband said that my recent "award winning farts" were rivaling his grandma's!

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OMG Liz.,.. I so needed that laugh.. you girl, are just so damn funny! I have no idea what has been up with me lately.. I have been crying non stop, so too log on here, and read this.... OOOOO, was very much needed!
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Missy, I'm glad my misfortune with my intestines helped you feel better! I've been bawling a lot too, mainly because I'm so $&%*$& tired and just cannot get enough sleep no matter what I do...
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I am about too drop you a e-mail saying pretty much the same thing.. I think NOT sleeping, and peeing every 2 hrs, and the reflux is really starting too weigh on me..UUgghh...
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I'm with you, except it's coming out the other end. I am burping like a guy in a beer drinking contest- it's insane. My husband is SOOOO jealous of me and every time I burp my 2yo says "Eww, piggy!"

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I will join the club of big farters LOL!
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I'm with you, except it's coming out the other end. I am burping like a guy in a beer drinking contest- it's insane. My husband is SOOOO jealous of me and every time I burp my 2yo says "Eww, piggy!"
With my last pregnancy, I would burp like a teenage boy who just chugged a bottle of Pepsi! It was really funny! I'd be talking and out of nowhere, in mid sentence - BRAAAAAAAAAAAP!

When I burp, my 2 year old says "burp" then "more?" and when I fart, he says "Mama butt!"
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Mine aren't long, just deadly and frequent. I am sure my family would just with I could be loud and obnoxious and not have to, um, suffer the consequences of the my current "perfume." Man, I am proud of myself though. I never thought anything that raunchy could come out of me! :
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I only have those when I have milkshakes. I am so embarrassed of them that I avoid milkshakes when I'm going to be around people.
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What a funny post!! I am sorry that you are having so much gas, but at least it is coming out

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apparently this cold had made ds and i have really stinky gas. it's been yucky. he keeps running away from himself!!

i've been drinking kefir so mine is gone, but i can't get any into ds and so... ugh!!

"Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this, too, was a gift." -- Mary Olivercoolshine.gif

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