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#1 of 102 Old 06-26-2006, 12:14 AM - Thread Starter
 
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DS (11) words
DS (7) words

Ok, so lets start by telling you the first conversation of the day....

DS (11) wakes up and is just laying across the recliner:
"are you still asleep?"
No, but I had a nightmare!
Really? What was it about?
Well, me and daddy had a race and we won but you were not there.
What kind of race, like a running race?
No, it was a maze, but we won and you were not there. I got on a boat and went to look for you. When I got the the hotel I went into your room and you were having sex with some guy.

Maybe it was *insert DH name here*.
Nope it wasnt him.
Maybe it was *insert three other names here*.

No, I know it was not ** cause ** does not wear a tuxedo, the guy was wearing a tuxedo with a tie.
Oh my *insert DS name here* that was some dream!
No mommy it was a nightmare!!!


Fast forward to a few hours later, sitting in front of the school waiting on DS (9) to get out of summer-school. Some how we ended up talking about the dream again when DS (11) burst out with....

Mommy, have you ever had a three-way?

A what?!?!
You know, a three-way.
No honey, I do not know what a three-way is, can you tell me what it is?
When three people have sex in one bed.
You mean MOMMY AND THREE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SEX?!?!?
No, just mommy and two other people.
Honey, where on earth did you hear about a three-way?

























Will and Grace.
I watched it the other night on tv, it was like midnight and I sneeked the tv on to watch it.

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, so I was completely prepared for the sex talk (already had that), the STD talk (had that last week when DSs seen a herpies commercial.. erhrhrh), but no way was I ever prepared for the threesome talk.. I had no freaking clue that my DC would even know what this was a such a young age. I really question having TVs in my home now!


Still, it was amusing!
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Oh. My. Lord. There are no words.
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Oh my! I think it's hysterical that he learned about a three way from Will & Grace. I mean, I guess it's fitting, but - oh my! Don't know whether to offer a : or a

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My DS (11) once asked me if he was 'spongeworthy'

he had been watching Seinfeld reruns at his dads house

I had no idea what to say

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So what did you say when you were done being : and ? :
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ROFLMAO!!
That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!
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Reply with a "Yes. I was young and really needed the money."
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So what did you say when you were done being : and ? :
I didnt, the kids starting coming out of the school right then. I started up the car and drove around.

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Reply with a "Yes. I was young and really needed the money."


He is 11, not really funny, sorry but that was a rather tasteless comment!
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Oh, my!

It sounds like you were pretty calm, all things considered!
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I can't believe how well you handled that. Good job mama! I would have died :

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OMG too funny!!!
Dh and I watched that episode the other day and mentioned that soon we'd need to be careful because when we laughed Molly laughed too
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LOL how funny, and shocking I am sure. It's cool that they feel comfy enough to ask you stuff though.

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He is 11, not really funny, sorry but that was a rather tasteless comment!
It was not tasteless. Isn't this a laugh tread?
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LOL how funny, and shocking I am sure. It's cool that they feel comfy enough to ask you stuff though.
You have no clue, my DC are super comfy with talking to me and DH about things, my boys do not talk to their own father about things like this, nor their step-monstor.. so I am super happy that they can .. I just hope and pray that they remain comfy with talk like this in the future.
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It was not tasteless. Isn't this a laugh tread?
Well of course, every time I come back here I laugh, it is funny.. but I do not feel that making a comment about telling my 11 yr old son that I have had a 'three-way' when I was younger for $ is funny.

Sorry, my humor does not seem to bend that way... not tonight at least.. let me come back in the AM and maybe then I will find it funny.
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Well of course, every time I come back here I laugh, it is funny.. but I do not feel that making a comment about telling my 11 yr old son that I have had a 'three-way' when I was younger for $ is funny.

Sorry, my humor does not seem to bend that way... not tonight at least.. let me come back in the AM and maybe then I will find it funny.
It was only a joke, and so OBVIOUSLY not meant as actual advice on what to say to the child for real. Just a joke.
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I hope that if my dd ever asks similar questions I will handle them that well!

(Very clever, btw - using the color coded script! )
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Wow mama! I will admit it is slightly funny that your dc heard all this on Will and Grace I would have been floored, though to hear this come out of my 11yo dds mouth when she gets to be that age.

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To funny...I think I would have just about died ..
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Funny and disconcerting all in one.
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TV as an educator, yeah, great huh. Nothing like Viagra commercials during the super bowl to bring up some VERY interesting questions!!!!

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I think I would have died.
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my goodness...i think i would flip out if my son said that...granted he is only 5 months old....so at this point i cant really imagine him saying...well...much of anything right now... but really, wow, i think i would reconsider the tv also....maybe you could get TIVO....i know my dad has that and he loves it....yea and i dont know if i would take away the TV completely becuase some shows are educational, and you dont want him to feel like he shouldnt have asked you about what he learns from it....i dont know his personality, or how yall's relationship is, but i would not chance it....he sounds VERY observant!!! thats a good thing!!! sounds like you are doing a great job keeping the line of communication open with him....that is something to treasure...and i know becuase my husband is a youth minister and you would not believe they types of things those kids tell us and wont tell their parents....even at his age!!! it really is shocking...if you can swing it, i would get TIVO!!:
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Nope, cannot swing nothing at this time much less a TIVO thingy.

I love my children so much, the one thing that I pray they keep for ever is their trust in me. I am so glad they CAN bring such topics to me. Trust is a HUGE thing and to be one of the very few ppl that my DC do trust is awsome, like I said previous, they do NOT talk to their father or step-monstor about things like this.. in fact, they say/..."mommy, why do you 'talk' to us? Daddy never 'talks' to us"

Well hello they are human too, why would I NOT have a conversation with my children?

My mother on the other hand.. well *ahem*.. she gets all bent out of shape at the convos that I have with them. She does NOT feel that at a ripe age of 11,9,7 my sons should know how babies are made, what sex is at all. (they were present for the birth of their 4 yr old sister.. kinda hard not to tell them a few things about birds and bees as they were at the foot of the bed (birds eye view) while I gave birth)
I remember her telling me when I was bout 8-9ish that a man and woman would lay naked and fall asleep and that was how babies were made:
I always said I would be up front and honest with my children.. no lies, no beating around the bush (no pun intended), complete honesty to every question asked.. although with the 'mommy have you ever had a three-way" I had to not answer that one..

Perhaps when he is 20 I will answer that, but by the time he is 20 hopefully he wont REALLY want the true answer to that question
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You would be very surprised at the lack of info some kids get sometimes
Even at older ages.
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i dont ever recall my mom and dad ever even telling me about it.....i think i learned more from the people my age and the people i dated....really my older sisters did tell me...um...i think, and i kind of recall my mom saying something, but i think it more embarrassed me than anything.... hopefully i will be about to talk to my kids about the important stuff....just moniter the TV a little closer....at night you could find a way to stop the TV, but then again you dont want to be a police, you want to be a mom...so where is the line??:
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